KARAOKE NINJA

1 MINUTE THUNDER NINJA KIDS! HUNT FOR THE DEVIL BOXER!

3 Minute CLASH OF THE NINJAS

VIOLATION OF NINJA ETHICS!

GREEN TIME!

EIF! IS TOMORROW!

EIF! is oh, so proud to present the largest SAMURAI COP reunion ever assembled. As you can see from the video, Matt Hannon is alive and well, and you can finally ask him all the right questions like 'Where the hell have you been for the last 20+ years?' and 'Are you a ghost?' Tickets are going super fast, so grab 'em now!

EIF 2014: 256 COLORS w YACHT live score! (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.


There's just so much more fest to tell you all about! In case you've ever wanted to see Yacht play a live score to a film consisting only of animated GIFs, then THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU.

MEMORY HOLE: DAD'S BATHTUB TMNT SONG

To celebrate the release of the new TMNT movie, look at this new Memory Hole! Remember to forget to follow the Hole on Facebook!

3-MINUTE NINJA WARS

3 MINUTE GLITCH!

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 3

There can't be a champion without a challenger and this year, the honor of falling just short of the Ultimate Prize and being haunted by the failure for years to come belongs to the Sadist. Let's give him a hand.

AMERICAN COMMANDO NINJA! TOMORROW!

Saturday is the big day. Ghoul Skool's Video Nights returns at Cinefamily with 'American Commando Ninja,' plus some other kooky shit before the show. We're also trying a new thing after the film where we want YOU to bring your VHS treasures and we'll turn this piece into yo' momma's basement. Pizza Bagels and all! So bring your analog nuggs, cause we're gonna go hard and we're gonna go late...



See you then, friends! Get your tix here!

AMERICAN COMMANDO NINJA - JULY 21!

Some movies are simply too radical. Some movies deserve more than a 2.5 minute treatment. Saturday, July 21st, EiT! & Cinefamily bring back VIDEO NIGHTS! Jammed with 'American Commando Ninja,' unseen VHS rarities, booze,and now we welcome you to bring your VHS nuggets and we'll jam after the movie!  We are bringing your mom's basement to The Cinefamily, just like you always wanted!  Get your tix now and join the revolution!

And very soon I will be dropping some news about Everything Is Festival.  It's gonna be big...

ENTER THE FOURTH DIMENSION

C'mon, what else do you have to do today?




Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

We'll be at The Guild in Albuquerque tonight! You should be too!

DOWN WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

Only 8 more days until the beginning of the end of your self-completing! 1/27/12! DW!PW! DVDs go on sale and EIT! comes to your town! Buy yer tickets! Tell yer friends! Put yer dog friends in the kennel! Go! Go! RRRRRRUUUUUUFFFFF!


Courtesy of the Rich Juzwiak Collection. See more at FourFour.

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL THE FESTIVAL!

Here's a trailer for NINJA ANNIHILATION WAR, screening ONLY at this year's Everything Is Festival!



Cannot stress this enough!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK!

In honor of Memorial Day, we'll be taking the week off from posting new videos and rerunning some classics from the vault instead. So get a comfy bean bag and celebrate summer the right way by never going outside!

2 MINUTE ENTER THE NINJA

HOLLYWOOD COP/SAMURAI COP DOUBLE FEATURE!

Even in an era when action sludge was more common than shoulder pads or skinny ties, 1989’s Samurai Cop stood out as a true anomaly. Perhaps living legend Joe Bob Briggs summed it up best: a “recently unearthed, soon-to-be-classic kung-fu action-comedy skin flick with gratuitous gore elements.” That’s a good start, and yet there’s so much more! Ex-Stallone bodyguard Matt Hannon stars as Joe Marshall, a rock of a man who will do literally whatever it takes to punish the guilty -- even if that means taking dozens of innocent lives in the process! Teamed up with truly hilarious black sidekick Frank (his race and genitals are mentioned waaaay more than once), Joe embarks on an adventure so psychedelically violent and sex-tastic, there's a chance Hunter S. Thomson will return from his “space ashes” just to drool along with us. Oh, and fear not, Robert Z'Dar fans, you'll see plenty of the chin that made the Z famous, in rare bearded form. What's that, you say? One cop ain't enough to flog 'yer fists? Fine, we'll also add demented Samurai Cop auteur Amir Shervan’s Hollywood Cop into the mix -- if you can handle it! Get 'tix HERE!

TOMMY NITRO DOJO MOJO

Learn karate from a white guy who learned from a real Asian!



Sensei Nobu may be a black belt karate master, but he can't draw for shit.

Thanks to Guillermo in Tuscon for the tape!

IN CASE YOU MISSED MIAMI CONNECTION...

I made this as a trailer, but it's really a 2 minute movie in itself. From the weirdos who brought you MIAMI CONNECTION we got LA STREETFIGHTERS aka NINJA TURF! Don't miss it!