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Friday, April 03, 2015

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL: PORTLAND!

It's really real! http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/

Here’s this year’s amazing lineup:
Thursday, May 28 – Sunday, May 31, 24/7:
Ace Hotel Arcade
Thursday, May 28:
7:00pm – Everything Is Terrible! Legends
9:30pm – Salute Your Shorts Cast & Crew Reunion
11:30pm – Opening Night Party with DJ Douggpound and Brent Weinbach at Nemo Design
Friday, May 29:
7:00pm – Lil Bub & Friends LIVE!
9:30pm – B-Movie Bingo presents OMEGA COP with Ron Marchini in person!
11:00pm – PowerPoint Karaoke hosted by Andrew Michaan featuring Brent Weinbach and Friends at Bunk Bar
Saturday, May 30:
12:00pm – Lil Bub Meet & Greet
12:00pm – She Shreds presents: What is a Woman: Feminism, Punk, and the In-Between with Kate Nash and more TBA
5:00pm – Found Crap with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab
7:00pm – HOUSE PARTY with Kid N’ Play in person
9:30pm – House Party Pajama Jammy Jam with performances by Kid N’ Play and Mix Master Mike at Star Theater
Sunday, May 31:
12:00pm – Hip Hop & Comics: Cultures Combine
2:00pm – Just Between Us with Gaby Dunn & Allison Raskin
5:00pm – Wham City!
7:00pm – Harmontown LIVE!
9:30pm – Lance Bangs Presents (Keynote Speaker)
Monday, June 1:
8:00pm – Greg Barris’ “Mind Warriors” with special live interview guest Andrew W.K. at Star Theater
- See more at: http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/#sthash.NpQsRRQ8.dpuf

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

EIF! IS TOMORROW!

EIF! is oh, so proud to present the largest SAMURAI COP reunion ever assembled. As you can see from the video, Matt Hannon is alive and well, and you can finally ask him all the right questions like 'Where the hell have you been for the last 20+ years?' and 'Are you a ghost?' Tickets are going super fast, so grab 'em now!

EIF 2014: 256 COLORS w YACHT live score! (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

There's just so much more fest to tell you all about! In case you've ever wanted to see Yacht play a live score to a film consisting only of animated GIFs, then THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

EIF! WEEK CONTINUES

EIF 2014: HUNGRY w/ Kobayashi in person! (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

EIF 2014: MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES II from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Yes, Kobayashi will be at EIF! this year IN PERSON! And to anyone who was lucky enough to see last years' Most Outrageous Video Games show knows this must be seen to be believed.

Tickets for My Lunch With Kobayashi (feat. L.A. premiere of "Hungry"!) available HERE.

Tickets for Cinefamily's Most Outrageous Video Games 2 available HERE.

Monday, August 25, 2014

IT'S EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL WEEK!

Everything Is Festival: The Fifth Dimension (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Can you believe it's been five years of Everything Is Festivals?! It seems as illogical as the fest itself! The madness starts this week (Thurs. Aug. 28th) with a FREE SHOW starring Jib Kidder, Wham City, and the Memory Hole premiere. I guarantee you nowhere else on Earth will provide you with such wonder.

Some of you may not be familiar with anything i'm talking about, so the videos above should tide you over. Enjoy- and for anyone who cannot attend, I am truly sorry!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL TRAILERS!

Everything Is Festival: The Fifth Dimension (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

EIF: Memory Hole (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

EIF 2014: THE SEARCH FOR WENG WENG (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

Much more to come! Get your tickets here!

Thursday, March 20, 2014

CINEDELPHIA FILM FESTIVAL 2014!

East-coasters! The downright wonderful PhilaMOCA is at it again this year with the Cindelphia Film Festival! It's going on from April 10-26 and this year's highlights include EIT! favs GETEVEN, Computer Error, Triple Fisher, The Son of the White Mare(the best animated movie EVER--with a live score), Video Pirates' Life Of PIA, and the list goes on and on--there are even some great kids shows in there! Last but not least, we will have our own show on the 26th--more on that soon. Here's an event page for that EIT! show in the mean time: https://www.facebook.com/events/1465737300311195/

Thursday, November 07, 2013

Fateful Findings, The Visitor, Pittsburgh screenings

Hey everyone who can get to Pittsburgh sometime in the next week or 2, Three Rivers Film Festival starts this weekend and we are excited to be able to help bring you these following 4 shows!
And for the many of you that you don't live anywhere near Pittsburgh, here are some awesome trailers for you to watch:

Fateful Findings brainwash-washed a theater's-full of peoples' government-monitored collective conscience at Everything Is Festival IV this past August and it is probably the most expectation-obliterating movie that we've seen this year. Starring, written by, directed by and produced by Las Vegas filmmaker/architect Neil Breen. Playing at Waterworks Cinemas on November 11 at 9:00pm and November 13 at 4:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/fateful-findings

Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video does monthly screenings that Everything Is Terrible! and friends of ours have screened for--this show will include shorts/videos by Damon Packard, Loose Meat, Joshua Rieval, Lenny Flatley, Blackmagic Rollercoaster, Kyle Van Noy, Gena Salorino, Michael Maraden, Pig Norovirus Bodine, Justin Crimone, ourselves and more tba last minute! Free beer and food too. November 11 at 8:00pm, get tickets here for only $5: http://www.showclix.com/event/pervpresents

The Italian Connection aka Manhunt aka Milan Caliber 9 has recently been digitally re-stored(it looks much better than this amazing trailer) and will be playing at Melwood Screening Room on November 10 at 4:30pm and November 15 at 7:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/italian-connection

Yep, that's real! And this trailer is pretty reserved compared to the movie. Playing at the Harris Theater on November 20 at 9:15pm and November 22 at 7:00pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/visitor

Friday, August 02, 2013

THE PARTY WILL SERIOUSLY NEVER STOP

Everything Is Festival: MONDO PUBLIC ACCESS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

FATEFUL FINDINGS (this MIGHT change your life)
Everything Is Festival: FATEFUL FINDINGS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

TRIPLE FISHER w/ Joey Buttafuoco in person!
Everything Is Festival: TRIPLE FISHER from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN (impossibly fucking rare 35mm print!)
Everything Is Festival: THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

*Rem Lezar has not agreed to any of this, but I'm sure it's cool.

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL 4: THE DREAMQUEST TRAILER!

Be warned, this is gonna hurt...

Everything Is Festival IV: The Dreamquest from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! SHOWS ARE SELLING FAST!

Friday, July 19, 2013

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL IS BACK

This has been a long time coming, but the time is nigh...

CHRIS ELLIOTT, JOEY BUTTAFUOCO, 2 NEW EIT! MOVIES! AND WAY MORE!

For tickets and more info... http://www.cinefamily.org/films/everything-is-festival-iv-the-dreamquest/

Saturday, November 03, 2012

MIAMI CONNECTION NOW PLAYING IN THEATERS NATIONWIDE!!

It seems like just yesterday that Zack Carlson brought a 35mm print of the soon-to-be-infamous MIAMI CONNECTION to our first annual Everything is Festival with a simple promise: "This movie is going to blow your face off."

It did-- so much that we brought it back for our third annual Everything is Festival this summer-- and because the world has gone crazy (in the best possible way of course), now MIAMI CONNECTION is opening in theaters across the USA courtesy of Drafthouse Films!

Seriously, you HAVE to go see this one in theaters. We're third degree black belts in holyfuckingshit here at EIT, and we've never seen people react to a movie the way they do to MIAMI CONNECTION. It demands to be seen a room full of screaming maniacs!

People danced in the aisles at the New York Asian Film Festival, kids broke concrete blocks with their bare hands at the Cinefamily, Fantastic Fest fanatics practically burned the Alamo Drafthouse to the ground, and fans showed their devotion with a high kick contest at the Music Box!

The madness spreads this weekend as MIAMI CONNECTION opens at Seattle's Grand Illusion Cinema, The Roxie in San Francisco and the Hi-Pointe in St. Louis, with screenings in LA, NYC, Austin, Detroit, Denver, Nashville and more coming next weekend and throughout November!

To find out where MIAMI CONNECTION is playing near you, go check out the Drafthouse Films page now! OHMAHGAAAAD!

Friday, October 26, 2012

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?

Hey there boys and ghouls! I am super excited to announce tonight's pre-Halloween bash at Cinefamily here in sunny Los Angeles. Since next year's Everything is Festival won't be until August of 2013 (lame)- we simply couldn't wait that long to bring you a glimpse of the fun. Listen, if you like your Halloween partys geared towards shows that scared the shit out of prepubescents, then holy shit! Tonight is your night.

But there's more! Free booze, s'mores, dancing, and all the other stuff that goes with monster mashes.

P.S. In case your oh, so far away from LA, please don't cry. I got an AYAOTD mondo mix in the works for next week.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

CAT MASSAGE, INTERNATIONAL

As some of you know, we had the pleasure of hosting Maryjean Ballner at this years Everything is Festival in Los Angeles. She was kind enough to present a keynote presentation and give us a priceless treasure... a VHS tape of Cat Massage dubbed in Japanese! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARYJEAN! May you forever ride the "Cat Massage Crazy Train".

(Photo by Airwave Ranger)

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

CYNTHIA ROTHROCK'S RESUME...

...and also a promo for "An Evening With Cynthia Rothrock"!

Friday, August 10, 2012

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RETURNS

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People! The Battle Royale calls for you! I know we got a lot of Terribles and Terriblettes coming in from all across the country for this, so now is the perfect time to show off by taking down your peers!

Think your collection of YouTube videos and VHS tapes is the best in the biz? Well, prove it, creep! This is a Found Footage Battle Royale of viral video insanity — and we’re daring you to bring your A-game, and go head-to-head with your own kind! We want to see your weird, funny, insane clips that you’ve always wanted to show publicly — think of it like WWF wrestling, but with videos instead of all that greasy groping stuff. You will be judged by the audience applause-o-meter, so make sure your stuff is entertaining as a monster truck rally! Be forewarned: this could, and should, get ugly. Here’s how it works:

* - Anyone is welcome to enter, but you should be there in person for this.

* - Submissions can vary from an unseen YouTube clip to a fully edited piece. We obviously want creativity, but, really, this is about showing off gems. Whatever the clip may be, just think to yourself “Will this go over well with an audience of screaming maniacs?”

* - Each contestant must have a total of 5 CLIPS ready for show and sent to us by June 25th.

* - Once we take a took at everyone’s submissions, 16 lucky contestants will be chosen.

* - Clips cannot be longer than 2 MINUTES MAX! Anything longer will be cut short.

* - Submissions can be sent to us a number of ways: They can be DVDs dropped off at The Cinefamily (mailed to: The Cinefamily, attn: Found Footage Battle Royal, 611 N. Fairfax Avenue, Los Angeles, CA, 90036) or emailed to us at whatsupeit@gmail.com. We will take many formats, but since this stuff is going to be projected on the big screen, think “the bigger the quality, the better.”

* - Costumes, character backgrounds, etc. are encouraged.

* - Taunting and mocking of other contestants is also appreciated — as long as it’s non-violent and/or creepy.

* - The winner will recieve the only thing that matters... RESPECT.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

WHAT IS ACAPELLASQATSI??

The trailers roll on for Everything is Festival III: THE DOMINATION and I'm very excited about this next one...

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL TALENT SHOW!
For one night only (Friday, August 24th) you will be whisked away into the high school of your dreams! Imagine a place where Nick Offerman is your principal, Showbeast is your gym coach, and no pop quizzes! Plus a LIVE performance by Country Death and other acts yet to be confirmed! And that's STILL not all! For you see, I had a vision about a year ago. A vision to have a barbershop quartet cover Philip Glass' iconic, yet pretentious score to the film 'Koyaanisqatsi.' Well boys and ghouls, I am happy to tell you that after a lot of understandably confusing phone conversations, the amazingly talented Hi-Fidelity Quartet will be performing LIVE for a once-in-a-fucking lifetime performance to perform ACAPELLASQATSI!

You have to realize by now that there is no actual way to explain this type of show, so GET YOUR TICKETS HERE and we can try and sort it all out later. And for the poor Festiv-less, this event will be live streamed!

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

100 GREATEST ACTION SCENES & OFF THE AIR!

Still lots of trailers to show you guys, and for those of you who simply cannot make it to Los Angeles for this years' Everything Is Festival (August 19-28th)- we have good news. The geniuses at Stickam are going to be LIVE STREAMING A TON OF EVENTS! More info as it comes along, but we hope that if you're trapped at some lame government job or video game store in the middle of nowhere, you can at least hang out with us DIGITALLY. Here are a couple shows I'm very happy to announce...

If you’ve ever been to a showing of Cinefamily’s “The 100 Most Outrageous Kills” around Halloween time, or “The 100 Most Outrageous Fucks” on Valentine’s Day — then you KNOW that the concept is a mind-blowing mix night of some of the most psyche-shattering clips on the subject at hand you’ve ever seen. Join us for the world premiere of our brand-new show “The 100 Most Outrageous Action Scenes”, just in time for EIF! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE

And on a completely different, but equally awesome note, may we present an event showcasing Adult Swim's lastest eye candy. When your show is called 'Off The Air' and it’s on at 3AM, you’re almost daring viewers to hunt down and discover an incredible show like this. Thankfully we did, and we cannot wait to share it with you. Each episode starts with a simple theme (animals, food, etc.), and what happens next is hard to explain. In an insanely short amount of time, the show’s creator David Hughes curates the most wonderfully bizarre and disturbingly beautiful short films of our time. Dave Hughes will be here in person to show us unseen shorts, his favorite gems, and God knows what else! HERE'S DEM TICKET LINK, HE-UK!

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

MORE TRAILERS FROM EIF: III

On Sunday, August 26th at LA's Cinefamily, we have a real treat for you guys. An afternoon screening of 'Star Wars: Uncut!' Wanna know what that is? Then read on!

One of our age’s great odes to communal creativity, Star Wars: Uncut is a shot-for-shot reinterpretation of the canonical 1977 sci-fi classic — cinematically retold by almost 500 different directors, all in 15-second “microchapters”! Using every single conceivable homemade live-action and animation angle, the crowdsourced team of filmmakers’ efforts to lovingly re-create Episode IV: A New Hope down to the last detail is awe-inspiring, heartwarming, and a fantastic testament to the power of our 21st-century democratized tools of creation. “[At] any point in ‘Star Wars: Uncut’, [you’ll] see Jedi children in suburban driveways, hand puppets, motion graphics, action figures, and hundreds of other no-budget techniques on display. The source material is so deeply embedded in our consciousness that no matter the style or homage — nods to Bergman, ‘Yellow Submarine’ and Simpsons characters abound — it’s impossible to lose your place, or your grin.” — Willamette Week. Don’t miss your chance to see this legendary viral video phenomenon in a unique, cozy Cinefamily big-screen setting!

If you're a fan of films like 'Raiders: The Adaptation' then you are going to LOVE this. Get your tickets here!

But there's more! Friday, August 24th we have the reason midnite movies were invented: MIAMI CONNECTION & LIVE MARTIAL ARTS DEMO W/ DIRECTOR Y.K. KIM IN PERSON! It makes no difference if you've seen the movie or not, you will never be able to etch this night out of your mind. Join us for the truly funniest most entertaining films ever made! Get your tickets, please!

Monday, August 06, 2012

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL! OFFICIAL LINEUP

Hey, chumps! I am so proud to present the final lineup for Everything Is Festival III: The Domination, this August 19-28th. Look at this insanity! Pee-Wee panel! Nick Offerman! Cinematic Titanic! MARYJEAN 'aka MISS CAT MASSAGE IN PERSON! Us! And it's 10 diggity-doggone days long! It goes without saying that a lot of these shows are gonna sell out, so please get tickets before some jerk nabs 'em!

To celebrate all this, I will be giving the rest of the EIT gang the week off to shove every trailer we have down your throat until you get on a plane, train, boat, or goat to this festival. Think about it, if a bunch of adults get to dress up as clowns in a cave every year, why can't we have our version of that? You've all been so nice to us when we go on tour, let us make it up to you by entertaining the living shit out of you for a week and a half!

Let's start by explaining what the festival is (in case you can't read)...

Okay, breathe. That was a lot of awesome shit happening at once, and I apologize if you just ralphed all over your the place. Let's break it down show by show starting with one of my favs...

AN EVENING WITH CYNTHIA ROTHROCK - THURSDAY, APRIL 23rd!
Please take a minute to understand what's happening on August 23rd. The gal who put the kick in kickass, Cynthia Rothrock (aka China O'Brien!) is coming for an evening unlike any other. We will sit down with ehr and showcase her entire career, followed by a screening of one of her favorite films! If you aren't familiar with Cynthia's work, maybe you know her from the greatest scene in movie history?

More to announce all week long!

Thursday, June 30, 2011

MONDO WIZARD BATTLES! TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT!

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