NYMPHO BOOMERS GONE WILD!

SENSUAL TOUCH TIME!

NSFW: VULVA MASSAGE FOR THE TOUCH DEPRIVED

Who wants to eyegaze with us???

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SENSITIVE YOU'RE NOT

CAT MASSAGE, INTERNATIONAL

As some of you know, we had the pleasure of hosting Maryjean Ballner at this years Everything is Festival in Los Angeles. She was kind enough to present a keynote presentation and give us a priceless treasure... a VHS tape of Cat Massage dubbed in Japanese! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARYJEAN! May you forever ride the "Cat Massage Crazy Train".

(Photo by Airwave Ranger)

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2012 RECAP PART 2

Without further ado, here are final championship-clinching videos from Deeper Understanding!



Their final video can be found here. If the thumbnail of a butthole didn't tip you off, it's very NSFMW.

HIN YIN (FOR MEN) - NSFW

To kick off the week, MLK inspired us to live as one. Inspired by his spirit, I have decided to release an ancient art form for the whole worlds benefit. Enjoy, and remember dudes, practice EVERY day, four even five hundred times a day, there is no limit to mans ability to please himself and in turn, the world. THIS IS HOW CHANGE HAPPENS! Inspire yourself! Hin Yin a friend!


EXTREMELY NSFW, unless you work in Iran, then this is totally cool.

IT'S TIME FOR CAT MASSAGE (FAN ART)!

Christmas came early this year here at EIT! headquarters, thanks to this masterpiece by our friend Sera in Portland!

MUST SEE EIT ON CBS

Our good friend Maryjean Ballner has informed us that she will be appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman tonight. Who knows... Maybe she'll do a duet with Rob Thomas. A boy can dream, can't he?

Congratulations, Maryjean! We'll be watching...

UPDATE: Now with video!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO...

Thanks for everything, Maryjean!

CAT MASSAGE UPDATE

Some people have asked us where we found "Your Cat Wants a Massage!" and one of those people just happened to be Maryjean Ballner, the loving-genius who created this masterpiece in 1998.



Maryjean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"

Maryjean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.

As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Maryjean!

Please visit Maryjean's site www.catmassage.com to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.

And for those of you living under a rock: here's the post that started this beautiful relationship.