Wednesday, May 11, 2011


Even in an era when action sludge was more common than shoulder pads or skinny ties, 1989’s Samurai Cop stood out as a true anomaly. Perhaps living legend Joe Bob Briggs summed it up best: a “recently unearthed, soon-to-be-classic kung-fu action-comedy skin flick with gratuitous gore elements.” That’s a good start, and yet there’s so much more! Ex-Stallone bodyguard Matt Hannon stars as Joe Marshall, a rock of a man who will do literally whatever it takes to punish the guilty -- even if that means taking dozens of innocent lives in the process! Teamed up with truly hilarious black sidekick Frank (his race and genitals are mentioned waaaay more than once), Joe embarks on an adventure so psychedelically violent and sex-tastic, there's a chance Hunter S. Thomson will return from his “space ashes” just to drool along with us. Oh, and fear not, Robert Z'Dar fans, you'll see plenty of the chin that made the Z famous, in rare bearded form. What's that, you say? One cop ain't enough to flog 'yer fists? Fine, we'll also add demented Samurai Cop auteur Amir Shervan’s Hollywood Cop into the mix -- if you can handle it! Get 'tix HERE!


Nate (of the OG persuasion) said...

Hey EIT I need you to do something for me.
Do it.
I feel like the freak stepson who's left in the basement or something.
You love me, right?

Dragon Sound said...

This is literally the best event anyone will ever participate in ever. Now, as they say, get the hell out of my face!

Ravenhallow said...

I didn't think there was a beard alive that could handle the Z'dar chin.

Charcoal Black said...

Anyone who missed this, missed out. Best show ever.