"- What's a word that starts with D? - What was that? - 'Dammit'? - Yes, 'dammit' does start with a D. Good job, child that just fell out of his seat!"
For the first minute I was thinking, what is this creature with a face on his torso, and a creepy mask, without facial features? oh wait, that's not his face, that's a giant hat. and that's not his body, that's his face. what?
Guys, I have watched through some pretty awful videos of yours over the years, and I have done it with a smile. But this one...for some reason this one almost broke me.
The group of kids at the 1:25 mark must be the rejects out of the audition: they are not dressed as nicely as the kids in the earlier segment, lack basic social skills (some look off camera when prompted to wave) and the one in front with the saddle shoes looks like she is gonna cut a bitch. Someone better check their IEPs!
I question the sanity of any adult who went through that entire tape as a 5 year old... Nevermind, they're probably all dead by crack overdose by now. WV: sumsocho : A short Filipino twink who's into donkey punching and roman showers.
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"- What's a word that starts with D?
- What was that?
- 'Dammit'?
- Yes, 'dammit' does start with a D. Good job, child that just fell out of his seat!"
Even the kids knew that was terrible.
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For the first minute I was thinking, what is this creature with a face on his torso, and a creepy mask, without facial features? oh wait, that's not his face, that's a giant hat. and that's not his body, that's his face. what?
That "Deewayne" was a terrible Dwayne impostor. And that marker was even pissing me off. Guess a new one wasn't in the budget.
Edited out of the final tape:
"WHOSE COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK AROUND HERE TO GET A MARKER THAT DOESNT MISBEHAVE?!! CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!"
Man, if only Psalty made an appearance here...can you imagine if Psalty and Snoothy had a love child?!
Guys, I have watched through some pretty awful videos of yours over the years, and I have done it with a smile. But this one...for some reason this one almost broke me.
Love the girl hitting herself in the back of the head at 2:08.
Snoothy confronts Snoothy's mortality at 2:35.
Luckily, they make glue out of Snoothies.
The group of kids at the 1:25 mark must be the rejects out of the audition: they are not dressed as nicely as the kids in the earlier segment, lack basic social skills (some look off camera when prompted to wave) and the one in front with the saddle shoes looks like she is gonna cut a bitch. Someone better check their IEPs!
Why do people think that children actually want to interact with stitched together flesh rags?
Demand a Duane tag, even if it's not the Most Holy Duane.
I really loved this one - something about the editing just clicked. Also that Snoothy thing is fucking terrifying.
I want to punch Snoothy in her horizontal smile.
I can see Mrs. Phipps leading a double life. A life filled with bondage gear and butt plugs. I really could. There is something sinister about her.
I think I have this tape in storage somewhere. Is there a part where Snoothy mistakes a coconut for a monkey head, or was that just a nightmare?
Mrs. Phipp's barely repressed resentment and casual racism is exactly like every grade school teacher I had.
I question the sanity of any adult who went through that entire tape as a 5 year old... Nevermind, they're probably all dead by crack overdose by now.
WV: sumsocho : A short Filipino twink who's into donkey punching and roman showers.
bravo w/ the E-I-T thing.
Actually, they do call it double-V in the French alphabet. How do you feel about that?
Also, what sort of fucking name is Snoothy?
Actually, the letter "U" was sometimes written like "V" until a few hundred years ago, hence "double-u"...
old people everywhere are shaking their umbrella canes and beekeeper's hats at snoothy.
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