Friday, May 27, 2011

BUT IS IT SAFE?!?!?

Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.

26 comments :

John said...

Jesus is going to make me his bride? Well at least I won't have to worry about that whole immaculate conception thing.

T-bagger said...

The safst sex is had when your shirt is buttoned ALL THE WAY TO THE NECK. What's underneath? That's "God's Business".

Anonymous said...

You're not only dumb...but you're stupid!

Phineas86 said...

Did he lay out a timeline for Magic Johnson shriveling up and dying? Because he still seems to be going strong.

Lazlo H. said...

You can't get sex from kissing?

Anonymous said...

but magic johnson isn't dead...

voraciousboot said...

*raises hand* Sir, I'm confused. Are we having sex right now?

Anonymous said...

OH FUCK! I've had sex! WILL I DIE NOW?!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god.... worst sex advice ever... Not only is this dumb... but also offensively ill informed!

Nubbies Away!! said...

'Dirty' sex is a modern invention? Have you guys heard about this brand new book, the Kama Sutra? It's super wild!

Also: he said "wee-wee". Really?

Captcha was "hingle"

Christopher said...

Marathon Man is a very different movie then I had been led to suspect.

randomgadget said...

All educators should mock their students and discredit reliable sources, of course brainwashing is ideal but just too time consuming.

blurboy said...

Can you get sex from kissing? We have no known record.

BrideOfJesus said...

WHAT THE FUCK?! I was like annoyed at the first then when he starts talking about jesus taking us as a bride and all that religious shit, my eyes rolled right outta my head!!! hahaha Thanks EIT for providing some more Terrible Entertainment!!!

Richard Whittall said...

Magic Johnson should go shoot this man in the face with an elephant gun in the shape of a penis.

Ravenhallow said...

Watched the Penn and Teller's Bullshit! episode about abstinence education just two days ago, weird how these things coincide.

This douche was so immensely douchey it almost ruined the fun of this for me. Almost!

airplane said...

No doubt he fucked some bitches in that audience. No doubt

Anonymous said...

Yeah...I think the medical community as a whole believes that sex outside of a marriage causes deformed babies. Arnold Schwarzenegger surely has a whole brood of mongoloids running around out there.

Anonymous said...

The utter confusion and suspicion on the audience members' faces was priceless. They think: "Can I die while having sex? Well, it seems to happen all the time in slasher movies...shit, I better be lock the door next time."

Turkey Vulture said...

Magic Johnson has still failed to shrivel and die, but THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM MAGIC!

You not only dumb, but you stupid as well.

Vitória said...

All this bullshit Jesusy talk and I bet this mofo is either in the closet or a pedo. That's how those bible-thumping cunts roll.

Vitória said...

I'd also like to add that I admire the restraint of that braindead audience. I would've flinged shit at that foolio after listening to a minute of that nonsense.

Anonymous said...

When he started talking about Magic I just lost it!

Anonymous said...

I've lost so many friends to sex...

Cheesy said...

He basically takes every question and reverses it on the person who asked it.

"It's when people have intercourse and exchange body fluids."

"OH. SO IT'S WHEN PEOPLE HAVE INTERCOURSE AND EXCHANGE BODY FLUIDS, IS IT NOW!?"

anthony risola said...

AS a former athlete miles should know that the safest way to avoid sores on your wee-wee is to wear a cup.