Showing posts with label abstinence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abstinence. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Monday, December 05, 2016

ABSTINENCE RAP!



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Thursday, November 05, 2015

GIVE ME PIZZA LOVE


Advocating abstinence is one thing, but bad mouthing pizza at the same time is a new low.
After recovering from this disgusting video, be sure to pick up tickets for tonight's show in Nashville@The Belcourt Theater http://bit.ly/1l8rbaE

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

CLASSIC CHRISTIAN CINEMA: PAMELA'S PRAYER


Synopsis: A father keeps a tight psychological hold on his daughter's sexuality.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

THE MOST DEPRESSING VIDEO EVER!!!



Since the gang keeps voting down my theme week pitch for Yonder's Bummers Week, I decided to just use my video for Religion Week instead.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

SEX IS SO GREAT



Thanks to Brendan Boyer for donating this video at Odd Obsession.

Friday, May 27, 2011

BUT IS IT SAFE?!?!?

Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.

Monday, May 11, 2009

COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!

Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.



Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

BONER-SLAYING

If these douche sacs aren't a sign that sex has negative consequences, I don't know what is.


And now, for you hiphopsters out there...

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?

I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it.