Showing posts with label abstinence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abstinence. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
WHAT WOULD JESUS WATCH?
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90s
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abstinence
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Crystyl Wyzzard
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jesus
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religion
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sex
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sex ed
Monday, February 12, 2018
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
KISSING IS THE GATEWAY TO HELL!
Courtesy of the DEEPER UNDERSTANDING COLLECTION
Labels:
abstinence
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bad acting
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Christian
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Deeper Understanding
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kissing
Monday, December 05, 2016
ABSTINENCE RAP!
U kno wut is almost as kool as abstinence!? EIT!'s new RAP cassette tape! Only $4 all month long! Get it here! Plus new winter hats and coloring books! FREE Kidz DVD with most orders! 50% off DVDs, shirts, pins, stickers, and more!
Labels:
90's rap
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abstinence
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christian rap
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christian teens
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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hip-hop
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music mondays
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premarital sex
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rap
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teens
Thursday, November 05, 2015
GIVE ME PIZZA LOVE
Advocating abstinence is one thing, but bad mouthing pizza at the same time is a new low.
After recovering from this disgusting video, be sure to pick up tickets for tonight's show in Nashville@The Belcourt Theater http://bit.ly/1l8rbaE
Labels:
abstinence
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Jesus Christ
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Paul Kersey Jr.
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pizza
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
CLASSIC CHRISTIAN CINEMA: PAMELA'S PRAYER
Synopsis: A father keeps a tight psychological hold on his daughter's sexuality.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Labels:
abstinence
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Christian
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dating
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Deeper Understanding
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marriage
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parents
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sex
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sexism
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teens
Thursday, May 23, 2013
THE MOST DEPRESSING VIDEO EVER!!!

Since the gang keeps voting down my theme week pitch for Yonder's Bummers Week, I decided to just use my video for Religion Week instead.
Labels:
90's
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abstinence
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africa
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AIDS
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Christian
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religion
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Yonder Vittles
Thursday, June 16, 2011
SEX IS SO GREAT
Thanks to Brendan Boyer for donating this video at Odd Obsession.
Labels:
abstinence
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Christian
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god
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Intern-Thing
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Jesus Christ
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peer pressure
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sexual tension
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WrongMan
Friday, May 27, 2011
BUT IS IT SAFE?!?!?
Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.
Labels:
90's
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abstinence
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Christian
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deformed babies
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psa
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Rem Lezar
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sex
Monday, May 11, 2009
COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!
Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.
Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.
Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.
Labels:
90's
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abstinence
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Christian
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cool
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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music
Monday, December 22, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
BONER-SLAYING
If these douche sacs aren't a sign that sex has negative consequences, I don't know what is.
And now, for you hiphopsters out there...
And now, for you hiphopsters out there...
Labels:
abstinence
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Christian
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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hip-hop
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music
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rappin'
Thursday, March 20, 2008
WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?
I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it.
Labels:
00's
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abstinence
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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Dad
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food
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Mom
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racism
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sex
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