Monday, May 11, 2009

COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!

Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.



Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.

26 comments :

d.R. McCarthy McNasty said...

positively radical.

Vlad said...

You guys are back with good material. Everything is Terrible! Everything is Terrible! Everything is Terrrrrrrrrrrrrrible!

Peanut said...

Hahah, say what you want about the video, that is an awesome song! :-D

Grrg said...

for a second I thought it said MATTHEW Sweet, and I was going to get confused and upset. But that's not Matthew Sweet.

But I'm pretty sure that IS Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick.

Anonymous said...

wow. you folks have done it again.

yet another video so bad i couldnt make it to the ending.

great job!

Mason said...

I like how the couple in the car never really make-out because that would be ungodly.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, God get's dumped and left on the road.

RepoMan said...

Good thing that hair band was right there to prevent a teen pregnancy.

Internet Gnome said...

i think our mutual friend's thumb-and-forefinger gesture at 1:35 says it all.

Will Tribble said...

Curse that seductive temptress with her wily ways and her fancy car and her shiny shiny condom packets! Curse her with all the infinite love of Christ!

Sarah Boyd said...

If there ain't no safe way any more, I'll have to travel a lot further to buy groceries.

pudding-monkey said...

Oh, those teenage girls are always pressuring their reluctant boyfriends for sex!

Wait, what??

Anonymous said...

I wish it was that easy for me in high school. She's practically raping that poor boy. I think he's afraid of getting a bad rep for doing chubby girls.

Adam said...

"Highhhh - way - to - the - DANGER ZONE!"

Anonymous said...

It just goes to show, Rock and Roll is a tool of propaganda!

Goalie Sanka Palin said...

I was pleasantly surprised that it was a filthy temptress vs. a roided up football player trying to get laid.

Claudia said...

Matthew Sweets solo stuff is even better than his Stryper material!

Adam said...

That dude seems positively stoked about NOT having sex... He rocks out like the threat of AIDS and unwanted pregnancies is a good thing.

Ed said...

Where the heck were all these horny blonde chicks with condoms when I was in high school? LOL.

Anonymous said...

PRIVATE VIDEOS ARE A SIN!

Anonymous said...

in the arse isn't safe? wtf !

Anonymous said...

THOSE DAMNED SCHOOLS!

Tyler Vincent said...

Seems to me that by the look on the young man's face at about the 15-20 second mark that he already shot his wad and is using abstinance as an excuse to cover his ass. And being the scoundrel that I am, I would do the exact same thing. Nice recovery there, slick...

Joshua said...

Hey, Michael Sweet, where are your other RAD TO THE MAX videos about Old Testament law? I've looked all over YouTube for your song "Eat Shrimp and Die", but I can't find it.

Anonymous said...

It's true! I haven't seen a Safeway in ages, they're all Morrison's round here.

RJ said...

Totally saw that video in middle school. Any chance you got your hands on "Young Boy, Young Girl"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgcI1Y3pZqs