Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.
Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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I grew up in an evangelical church as a pastor's kid and had the pleasure of meeting Rob Evan's AKA "The Donut Man." I could not stand him as a child and I still can't stand him. The adult Christians loved him of course. Thanks for the reminder EIT.
finally, they've put the message of god into a medium that i can understand - donuts.
"TOOLS" indeed.
Don't throw away you old tamps, ladies. That's God's money!
Time to make the transsubstantiations.
The first time the donut character pops out of the box with the brush in his 'mouth' (0:13) he looked to me like some sort of ass-face creature. Somehow it seems like that would be more fitting...
Hey there,
made this clip back in 2000. Might be worth posting.
love the site!!!!
JPB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejIJXlWV0xQ
"it's the 'yeast' of my worries!
fuckin wow! man, like wow.
It's like Naked Lunch for Christians...
Is there a Mrs. Duncan Doughnut or are those doughnutlings born of SIN!!!?
I remember being terrified of this when I was a child!
I'm glad to see it made the list.
For some reason, Evangelical churches love inexplicable puppet shows. Perhaps there is some sort of connection there, a dark secret we have yet to uncover...
There's a reason all those kids are wearing clothing labeled "TOOL".
Wow, about five years ago my roommate bought me a coloring book called "Donut Forget". I never realized it was based off of something.
"Hey, blond girl with the pail, Camera 2's to your right. To your right, goddamn it! "
It finally all makes sense.
The host looks like Ned Flanders.
Producing things like this is why Jesus will never come back.
I think Christianity should just stick to beating children in order for them to learn about the Jesus.
i love it
once we were owned by the devil
then a donut in the oven
anti-semitism for young enquiring minds
"the purpose is to scare stonres" YOU ARE SUCCEED SIR
... if god "bought" us, does that mean he can sell us? and if he sells us, does he gets full retail, or does he have to go to satan's pawn shop and haggle? or could he just return us? if he did would he need a receipt?
I don't know what scares me more the pedo-stache or the dancing at 2:17
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