Monday, May 04, 2009

I DO, I GUESS...

The perfect wedding is a delightful souffle of denial, ego, and daddy issues. Ladies, if you do not daydream about this exact scenario something is wrong with you.

16 comments :

Grrg said...

Hey, if I get gay married, will it somehow threaten to destroy everything that this hateful repellent video represents? Because if it will, then I'm totally getting gay married right away.

And then make everyone read Gayle Rubin's "The Traffic in Women."

Austin said...

Check out the sweet boom mic action when the parents hug. Nice.

jv said...

help! i'm getting buried.
i like how its tagged as WHITE PEOPLE.

Anonymous said...

WOW.
the first vid EIT has posted that i couldnt finish, it was so terible.

fuck getting married.

Vlad said...

Oh my gosh! The Marino Brothers! Nice.

bigmaggie said...

Was anyone else bothered by the fact that "Daddies little girl" should be "Daddy's little girl"? Daddies is plural, not possessive. Even if she has more than one daddy, it is still wrong and should be "daddies'." Learn to use apostrophies, people!

pudding-monkey said...

Boy, those grooms looked miserable. Run dude, run.

marahe said...

I want to look just like Joan Collins at my wedding.

Jeremy W. said...

Wait, at 2:23 when the parents hug, doesn't the mom say, "But you'll always be daddy's little girl."

Did I miss something?

Hysterical.

Trelek Taus said...

This is why I can't support gay marriage. Your blog is amazing!

Syd said...

gayle rubin, i like your style!
DADDY!!!!!!!!

Mason said...

Judging by the parents at the end, marriage is tantamount to your daughter dying.

laura weiss said...

I had the huge-ass Catholic extravaganza 13 years ago. With 250 of my mother's closest friends.

I will admit it: it was happy only in the sense that we were marrying each other. Everything else was, well, work. And, frankly, all a blur and now I think it was such a waste of time and money.

When my husband and I renew our vows for our 20th, we have already decided on having a BBQ in our backyard, with a keg of Schlitz, and a sheet cake from Safeway with our names misspelled. We are inviting only people who we care about. He's going to wear his Rush t-shirt, and I think I will wear a muu muu I bought in Hawaii.

Just because *that* would be an awesome wedding.

Pierre said...

@laura weiss

haha. same here, although we got a few until even our 10th, but i love the cake idea.


@Grrg

This video is clearly supporting gay marriage:

"Daddies little girl"...

Anonymous said...

that first couple, hahahahah that dude was so scaryevil

Goalie Sanka Palin said...

oh! my electra complex is tingling!