Friday, May 15, 2009

A PRINCESS PARTY

Follow the Princess Gwendolyn and her dog, Peeper, through the Magic Door of Wishes and Dreams and down the Pretty Pink Pathway into a terribly sad reality of gender role identification and cake.

26 comments :

Anonymous said...

No iPhone in the goody bag? Poor kid is gonna get brutalized in school the next day

Future Schlock said...

Yum, cake.

Sounds like Princess Gwendolyn had some special grown-up vitamins in her goody bag.

Casey said...

Sounds like Princess Gwendolyn had a stroke ... and then escaped from a minimum security prison.

Prince Geoffrey said...

The problem with princess parties is that you always have to worry about an uprising. My sister ended up getting decapitated at her princess party. The guests stuck her head on a pole and paraded down the street. The neighbors were pretty freaked out.

Being fake royalty isn't as easy as it used to be.

Sarah said...

Can I just say how concerned I am at that man's laugh?

PrincessHappySunshineButtercups said...

Huh.
This is probably what I'm going to end up doing if grad school doesn't work out. It's like gazing into the DARK, GLITTERY FUTURE.

Adam said...

Anyone else bothered by the fact that the Magic Door of Wishes and Dreams leads directly into a vagina?

Stephen said...

Is the narrator the same dude from "A Christmas Story"? Voice is reminiscent of the narrator from that flick, and the intonations sound very similar..

steve said...

Worst castle eveRRRRRRRRR!

Kayley said...

Stephen, I thought the same thing! Even some of the background music sounded similar at times...

And also, why were the parents filling the goodie bags with dirt? They never explained that...

Adam said...

Dad's filling bags with dirt.

Second Sight said...

I find the laughing at 2:14 excessive. And do I really have to let that dog in my house?

Anonymous said...

I've been a follower of your blog almost since the beginning, and in my humble opinion, this is the Holy Grail of terrible videos.

A job well done, though I don't know if you'll ever be able to find one that tops this.

David Gardner said...

i would die if i was married to someone like her..

no no, she would she would die horribly

badflags said...

Children, Princess Gwendolyn put a special treat in all our cupcakes! Yes, it's quaaludes, so Princess Gwendoloyn can go back to her condo and pass out on the futon before she can contemplate putting a fucking gun in her mouth! Someone has to feed Peepers, children.

Tams said...

The woman has a bloody website! With singing and colouring pages. Seriously, you can even hire her for an event (who would want to do THAT?)
and buy the princess party DVD.
Just google it, it's awful.

Anonymous said...

This video made me beg for death. And I blame Tams for my having searched out the website. My eyes and ears are bleeding.

withonehandhigh said...

1)vagina door
2)creepy rape-voice narrator
3)i was half expecting the goodie bag scene to go something like this:
"a mirror, candy jewelry, makeup, nailpolish, bubbles, xanax!"

Anonymous said...

People who like this:

Really dumb girls.
Really gay boys.
Clowns contemplating suicide (do it).

Mandi said...

This video makes me want a candy lipstick, damnit :[

A Sad Fairy said...

God, I made it two and a half minutes into that thing before I was ready to puke. And, once the relentless pretty pink girlie girl gender stereotyping sank in, ready to cry. Dammit, any future little girl of mine is having a "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" themed birthday party and she better like it.

Jason said...

Why does the Magical door of wishes and dreams lead into a vagina?

Anonymous said...

I'm just trying to figure out how long it takes to cover an entire fucking house in paper stars.

Anonymous said...

I might be late to the uh..party here but
that girl dosent seem to want to follow(dad?)
into that room.

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jowdjbrown said...

Sounds like Princess Gwendolyn had some special grown-up vitamins in her goody bag. party princess