Thursday, October 13, 2011

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

24 comments :

Anonymous said...

This confirms my every suspicion that Solid Snake is real.

mellowcheddar said...

"Rod Parsley."
I wanna make him change his name to "Tubesteak Basil."

Dragon Sound said...

I like how his visual aids for cloning seem to be lifted from the "SINGIN' BABIES!" 10 Little Indians video. No matter where I go in life, I think everything that anyone ever does comes back to that one video.

John said...

Is the "doctor" at 1:41 really rocking a lion tie? I think we've found our harvester.

Anonymous said...

Fuck, my stocks in gold just went down! Cloned Baby stocks are the new google! BUY SELL BUY SELL

Anonymous said...

I knew this was the prop preacher.....god told me

J.C. said...

$150 for a baby arm? They've finally hit the price-point sweet-spot. I know what my family is getting for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Animal Human Hybrids?

Christans predicted furries!

Anonymous said...

the thing is... this is not so far-fetched

voraciousboot said...

Was Parts: The Clonus Horror made before or after this?

Anonymous said...

Oh shit! There goes my liver... Someone get me a baby liver to shove in there!

Nate said...

Next time someone tells you it'll cost "an arm and a leg", give em $300

Christopher said...

Why the hell would I want to buy a baby arm?

Back scratcher?

Also, I've heard of this Parsley guy before, somewhere. Did James Randi ever talk about him?

sublimeade said...

i could swear the guy said there'd be "soybeans, porn, gold, and embryos".

Better start investing in my favorite commodity!

Anonymous said...

I second the motion of Dr.Moustachio McLiontie.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the Religion vs Science wars!

salmonfish said...

Am I tripping or is "baby arm" a nickname for a big dong?

Anonymous said...

The profit motive and organ harvesting are, unfortunately, real. Cloning babies isn't. That's what organ donor cards are for.

And what self-respecting technician would let that guy in their lab?

Mike said...

ManBearpig is real.

Anonymous said...

Just because you like hamburgers doesn't mean you wanna meet the cows.

Anonymous said...

best video ever

CG said...

Wow, this a new low...even for these types of videos/propaganda. I'm pretty fucking sure nobody had then or since been able to clone an actual fetus. It'd be all over the fucking news or internet.

I can see why cloning whole human beings might be sketchy or unethical...but saying that it somehow ties to abortion and black market organs is bullshit beyond belief.

Ravenhallow said...

When will the price of baby steaks become reasonable?

Anonymous said...

WHAT IF THE WOMAN YOU LOVED WAS A+B ABY THAT WOULD GROW UP TO BE THE WOMAN YOU LOVED, k?