THE FUTURE OF AMERICA - 1994

We should have seen this coming...

MEMORY HOLE: VOTE FOR YOUR DAD

RAPPIN' RONNIE!

LOOSE MEAT PRESENTS: ON ELLEN

LOOSE MEAT Presents: If you thought watching THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW at home was insufferably boring, try being in the studio audience! TV's Ellen doesn't even provide free SUVs! Marvel as the audience does their best to entertain themselves, since no one else is!

MIKE HUCKABEE DOES STAND-UP!

EIT!'s political watchdog, Rick Turgher, is back with this hard hitting piece on Republic presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee! How this election is getting krazy!

MIKE HUCKABEE PLAYS WITH HIMSELF!

Our political hound, Vic Berger is back with a Mike Huckabee slow jam! Follow Vic's Vine channel! And do you guys know about our crazy 666 summer sale!?!? All single DVDs are just 6.66! Hats, shirts, and Legends 3-disk sets are only 16.66!!! Free Internet 1.0 DVD with all orders over 6.66!!! Our prices are totally meaningless!!!!! BUY STUFF NOW!!!!

SCOTT WALKER'S PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

Another think piece from our political correspondent Vic Berger! Man, this election season is getting HOTTE!!!!

VIC BERGER!

We are so excited to announce that Vic Berger is coming on to be EIT!'s very own political corespondent! Finally someone to help us make sense of all that flimflam! Oh, and follow him on Vine too!

EVERYTHING WILL BE OK

Kill Crazy edition.

Thanks to WrongMan for the music consultation!

And now, an excerpt from the 2011 feature length film, The President Goes To Heaven !:

3 MINUTE HOW I SAVED THE PRESIDENT

Finally, a dog that tells people NOT to assassinate politicians.