Showing posts with label the south. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the south. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY
Labels:
black face
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Ghoul Skool
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new age
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new age week
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past lives
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racism
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the south
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Unarius
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
HOLIDAY TOUR & DVD SALE 2013!
We're coming to The South!
12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones
12/6 - Austin @ The Marchesa (BUY NOW!)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight (FREE!)
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl (BUY NOW!)
12/18 - Dallas @ The Texas Theatre (BUY NOW!)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres (FREE!)
12/21 - Los Angeles @ The Echo (BUY NOW)
Monday, March 11, 2013
3 MINUTE THE DION BROTHERS
Labels:
3 minute movie
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70's
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action
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crime
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Dante Fontana
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money
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racism
,
the south
Thursday, July 19, 2012
3-MINUTE BAT PUSSY (NSFW)
I don't know about Gotham City, but Bat Pussy is definitely the hero you yahoos deserve.
As seen in our Mondo Superhero Megamix!
As seen in our Mondo Superhero Megamix!
Labels:
70's
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Batman
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Future Schlock
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NSFMW
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superheroes
,
the south
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
4-MINUTE DAYDREAMER!
Three things:
1) BASED ON A TRUE STORY, YOU GUYS!
2) This movie does not appear on Joe Estevez's IMDB page, but the special features include a lengthy interview with him in the car on the way back to the airport.
3) I didn't even get into the subplot about Cleetus' identical twin brother. They were separated at birth after their daddy was crushed by a vending machine.
St. Louis! Follow your dreams to DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez TONIGHT at Floating Laboratories Gallery!
1) BASED ON A TRUE STORY, YOU GUYS!
2) This movie does not appear on Joe Estevez's IMDB page, but the special features include a lengthy interview with him in the car on the way back to the airport.
3) I didn't even get into the subplot about Cleetus' identical twin brother. They were separated at birth after their daddy was crushed by a vending machine.
St. Louis! Follow your dreams to DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez TONIGHT at Floating Laboratories Gallery!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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Future Schlock
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hollywood
,
Joe Estevez
,
the south
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
I'LL STUFF YOUR SOFA, BABY
Reminds me of the PSA where the stoners run over the kid at the drive-thru, except the message is "don't have sex in a furniture store or you'll inadvertently paralyze a teenager"
Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!
CHICAGO! EIT AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!
CHICAGO! EIT AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
Labels:
Future Schlock
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psa
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sex
,
shopping
,
the south
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Friday, August 06, 2010
2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY 5!
We started this week with an excellent show at the International House in Philly, where Everything Is Terrible: the Van got a new addition courtesy of our own Cmdre. Gilgamesh:

From there, we pointed our van due South, and sweet mother of Duane it is hot down here.
Despite the coma-inducing heat, we managed to do sweet shows at the Varsity Theater in Chapel Hill, NC and the Olde North Charleston Picture House in (where else) North Charleston, SC, where we met the greatest dogs of all time, Lloyd and Diane!

After that it was a sweaty ride to Hotlanta, where we had an absolutely amazing crowd at the Plaza theater! Booyah Geoff and all the other party dawgs at the Plaza! Booyah Atlanta! An extra special booyah to Brian Kelly, bearer of 39 Jerries and the newest priest of our cult of self-completion!



After the tragic loss of Airwave Ranger to another cult, we made our way to Athens, Ga, where we did a double bill of shows at the fabulous CineBar, to which we apologize again for setting off the fire alarm. Yonder Vittles' demand that our new roadie "fog the shit out of the place" may have been a little extreme. But another extra special booyah to Jamie and the rest of the staff of the fabulous Grit, the only place on tour where we've eaten twice in 24 hours. Seriously dudes, it is awesome.
Now we are in Gainesville, FL, where tonight we fog the shit out of Spin Cycle! Doors at 8:30, show at 9:00! BOOYAH!

From there, we pointed our van due South, and sweet mother of Duane it is hot down here.
Despite the coma-inducing heat, we managed to do sweet shows at the Varsity Theater in Chapel Hill, NC and the Olde North Charleston Picture House in (where else) North Charleston, SC, where we met the greatest dogs of all time, Lloyd and Diane!
After that it was a sweaty ride to Hotlanta, where we had an absolutely amazing crowd at the Plaza theater! Booyah Geoff and all the other party dawgs at the Plaza! Booyah Atlanta! An extra special booyah to Brian Kelly, bearer of 39 Jerries and the newest priest of our cult of self-completion!

After the tragic loss of Airwave Ranger to another cult, we made our way to Athens, Ga, where we did a double bill of shows at the fabulous CineBar, to which we apologize again for setting off the fire alarm. Yonder Vittles' demand that our new roadie "fog the shit out of the place" may have been a little extreme. But another extra special booyah to Jamie and the rest of the staff of the fabulous Grit, the only place on tour where we've eaten twice in 24 hours. Seriously dudes, it is awesome.
Now we are in Gainesville, FL, where tonight we fog the shit out of Spin Cycle! Doors at 8:30, show at 9:00! BOOYAH!
Labels:
EIT Live
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Future Schlock
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Philadelphia
,
the south
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
I HUNT PEOPLE FOR A LIVING
I mean really folks...
Tar Baby?
Tar Baby?
Labels:
Airwave Ranger
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boring
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dogs
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hillbillys
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hunting
,
racism
,
sports
,
the south
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