Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I'LL STUFF YOUR SOFA, BABY

Reminds me of the PSA where the stoners run over the kid at the drive-thru, except the message is "don't have sex in a furniture store or you'll inadvertently paralyze a teenager"



Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!

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16 comments :

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is this from

Independent George said...

Seriously though, the fuck?

Anonymous said...

All the movies about cross-dressing in a fat suit suddenly seem quite classy.

Anonymous said...

I feel...I feel icky.

Anonymous said...

This is that rare example of porn without porn. Movies that make you feel dirtier than any real X-rated fare could by their core of total sleaziness.

Matt said...

Um...Ok...

commandercool said...

That was the worst child actor ever. EVER. That is really saying something.

Anonymous said...

I suggest that all of you stop and appreciate the zen experience of letting the WTF-ness just wash over you.

Anonymous said...

What was this? Seriously, I can't imagine any format or circumstance in which this could exist. Very misguided (and long) commercial? Public access "comedy" sketch? I have to know!!

Anonymous said...

What exactly do you think she was promising him with all that inuendo? My guess...rim job...

Anonymous said...

I demand more! With an A plot this rich, i can only imagine the brilliance of the B plot.

Ravenhallow said...

On one hand it's one of those things where I can't fathom the actual context of this and am dying to know - but on the other hand without context it's achieved a new level of batshit insanity.

dotmatrix said...

WORST. PORN. EVER.

IMyMeMine said...

The bra sniffing at the end was the best part.

mary said...

kids are so kristh-azy!

Anonymous said...

wow, that was some great fucking acting from that little kid