Wednesday, October 23, 2013

WHO NEEDS HANDS WHEN YOU'VE GOT...

7 comments :

Anonymous said...

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to fuck an octopus mouth? Well now you can know, with the Venus 2000!

Anonymous said...

"Venus doesn't know the difference or even care." Wow, just like fucking an unconscious person!

Also, why does that woman fantasize about a bearded weirdo touching her while her house is on fire?

Griffin Calhoun said...

OM NOM NOM

Anonymous said...

You too can be fucked by Slimfast Orson Welles or an octopus TODAY!

Ravenhallow said...

Fantasize about getting pawed by grimy motorcycle dads!
The Venus just made me start twitching as it sped up, probably a primordial flight instinct.

Anonymous said...

I seriously thought he was going to come through the screen and kill me at 5:10

Anonymous said...

apparently women fantasies includes a bearded guy & smoke.
and men like to insert their genitalia into a nut crushing tube.