Friday, December 10, 2010

THE BALLAD OF SHOTGUN JONES

Big thanks to 23 Wolves for sending us this magic crystal. I highly recommend the feature-length version, which is kinda like "Miami Vendetta" sharing a one room apartment with "Bad Boys II". If you can imagine.

20 comments :

Uncle Staple said...

I knew Kinkos charged too much for copies, but now they beat up hookers? Damn!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you for making my Friday. I'm off to find a shotgun, beard, and minority partner who stumbles his lines.

Phineas86 said...

So is this movie what inspired that LMFAO song with Lil' Jon?

Dragon Sound said...

What's really sad is that I have so many bad movies I haven't watched, and this is one of them. So it's easy for me to take you guys up on the whole "watch it in its entirety" thing.

Grrg said...

The strange thing about Staurt Chapin in this video is not that he needs a haircut, it's that he's actually really hot when he has his hair back in a pony tail, but sort of not at all hot when he lets it hang around his face. It would be better for all concerned if his character was "Scunci Jones."

Anyway you should all probably look at his website and his cancer blog, in which the photos reveal that he aged really well -- i mean, in my humble opinion, but I always go weak in the knees for a ginger beard -- until, y'know, he got cancer.

Let's all donate to his "laptop fund"!

Anonymous said...

One of the best/terriblest things i've seen on in a while. MY GOD. I need to get my hands on this.

J.R. Herbaugh said...

Sweater Vest Jones

Ravenhallow said...

I'm with Grrg on this one. Also I've had enough shot(GUN!)s of bourbon to find this 3 minute movie AWESOME. It's classic so-bad-it's-good.

Slick Bishop said...

high five intern. you've out done yourself. they should really start paying you! at least school credit!

Kit O'Connell said...

Wow this movie comes built-in with its own drinking game -- it tells you when to take shots. This might be the greatest thing ever.

Anonymous said...

LOL Marionette dance for people getting shot :-P

Richard Whittall said...

So we know this movie was likely made before Kinkos became a recognized nation-wide chain.

Anonymous said...

I love sleaze cop movies. Roots of evil with Charles Dierkop is a great one. Any Wings Hauser flick is a winner too

The Faustian Man said...

I came from the theme song alone!!!!1

And I like how he is looking for a FUCKING fortress.

The Faustian Man said...

Double posting! After I came, my mind cleared - of course! And I just realized they must have loosely based this character on Indiana Jones, by the hair and jacket.

Or I am thinking too much about this.

blurboy said...

I told you the village is not for sale.

Anonymous said...

hookers are human beings? That movie is so progressiv!

mrsado said...

Thor experienced some hard times after losing Mjolnir.

Menschenjaeger said...

how much for village pls

Mik said...

This deserves a Mustache tag!