Thursday, December 02, 2010

THIEVES OF FORTUNE TRAILER!

20 comments :

FITZSIMMONS said...

Shooting crocodiles with a Russian PPSH.... BAD ASS!

Anonymous said...

When the only rule is there are no rules, you know some hardcore shit is gonna go down.

Anonymous said...

She has boobs! Quick, bow before her!

The Eagle's Tears said...

The only rule is that there are no rules. And no women who don't at least attempt to disguise themselves to be men. No matter how laughably poorly disguised.

Anonymous said...

OH NO! What's Angel Eyes from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly doing here?

John said...

Did they get Duke Nukem to do the VO?

Anonymous said...

The girl in drag looks like Brad Pitt in "Legends of the Fall". Poor Lee Van Cleef.

Mo said...

Trailer nudity? I can only imagine what the feature presentation must have been on this VHS!

Luke said...

So what year is this movie suppose to take place?!?!? Somewhere between varying times of the 19th and 20th century? I'm so confused.

Phineas86 said...

Actually, I think it takes place in the future. Sort of a Mad Max meets Dukes of Hazzard kind of thing.

Anonymous said...

TITS!!!

Anonymous said...

-What kind of movie would you like to see?

-I'm in the mood for a clif-hanging comedy adventure.

-I have just the film.

Destination A Go-Go said...

cliffhanging...

ok I'm sold.
:)

Anonymous said...

"The only rule is that there are no rules."

Well guess what, THAT'S A FUCKING RULE, ASSHOLE.

Ravenhallow said...

I'm with Anon. TITS! Forget gratuitous explosions, it's what all modern trailers need.

MST3K Fan said...

Master Ninja!

Jesse said...

Angel Eyes, Master Ninja
LEE VAN CLEEF!!!!!

oh how far he fell...

Slick Bishop said...

Someone should warn her that it's hard to fool people about your gender when your lady boobs are out spear fighting.
Perhaps she was pretending to be post op at that point.

Heather said...

I'd drive a tractor into a pile of manure for the low low price of only 1 million bucks. Seriously, these people have unrealistic expectations.

Anonymous said...

Kurt Cobain sure had a nice rack!