Gotta love the "Fuck me" eyes on that squirrel...not to mention the "Genocide" tag. What, no "Homeless Squirrel" tag?
I have never seen Christmas from a squirrel's perspective, still don't care CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN
So that's how they make chipped ham.
Up until a certain point, I thought Chipper was another squirrel...
That dad has mad changing-the-subject skillz.
KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.I mean....HO-LEE FUCK.
Kind of sounds like Jan Terri doing the squirrel's vocals.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
You think being decorated is the worst of it Tree? Just wait when January comes around when dad throws your ass in the chipper!
Thank you for leaving out the rappin' squirrel scene.
Chipper looks like some crossbreed mutant. I think Chipper's dad was a squirrel and his mom was a chipmunk.
Nightmare Fuel, omg.
I'll admit, within the first 20 seconds I though chipper was a sexy dame squirrel.. then I realized it was just a squeaky annoying kid squirrel with effeminate features. Common mistake, right?
Then a sentimental passionof a vegetable fashionmust excite your languid spleen,An attachment à la Platofor a bashful young [conifer],or a not-too-French French [pine tree].And ev'ryone will say,As you walk your flow'ry way,"If he's content with a vegetable loveWhich would certainly not suit me,Why, what a most particularly pure young [squirrel]This pure young [squirrel] must be."
If it makes Chipper feel better it's a felony to cut down trees in a state park, so the dad probably got like a huge fine. Of course it won't bring Chipper's lover back but you know, it's something.
That's one crazy theology they got there...
eit where did u find this beautiful garbage gahhhhhthis is like almost as bad as spykids3/sharkboyandlavagirl
"But I thought you my friend."
That had me laughing so hard the cat came in to chastise me for waking her up.
Holy shit, this does exist. It's not just some terrible christmas nightmare from my childhood!
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