Thursday, December 16, 2010

CHIPPER'S CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE!

19 comments :

marty said...

Gotta love the "Fuck me" eyes on that squirrel...not to mention the "Genocide" tag.
What, no "Homeless Squirrel" tag?

FITZSIMMONS said...

I have never seen Christmas from a squirrel's perspective, still don't care CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN

brimcp19 said...

So that's how they make chipped ham.

Trish said...

Up until a certain point, I thought Chipper was another squirrel...

Dragon Sound said...

That dad has mad changing-the-subject skillz.

Henry_Slinkman said...

KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I mean....HO-LEE FUCK.

Leofan7 said...

Kind of sounds like Jan Terri doing the squirrel's vocals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

D.O. said...

You think being decorated is the worst of it Tree? Just wait when January comes around when dad throws your ass in the chipper!

J.R. Herbaugh said...

Thank you for leaving out the rappin' squirrel scene.

Luke said...

Chipper looks like some crossbreed mutant. I think Chipper's dad was a squirrel and his mom was a chipmunk.

Mo said...

Nightmare Fuel, omg.

Ravenhallow said...

I'll admit, within the first 20 seconds I though chipper was a sexy dame squirrel.. then I realized it was just a squeaky annoying kid squirrel with effeminate features. Common mistake, right?

Grrg said...

Then a sentimental passion
of a vegetable fashion
must excite your languid spleen,
An attachment à la Plato
for a bashful young [conifer],
or a not-too-French French [pine tree].

And ev'ryone will say,
As you walk your flow'ry way,
"If he's content with a vegetable love
Which would certainly not suit me,
Why, what a most particularly pure young [squirrel]
This pure young [squirrel] must be."

Anonymous said...

If it makes Chipper feel better it's a felony to cut down trees in a state park, so the dad probably got like a huge fine. Of course it won't bring Chipper's lover back but you know, it's something.

Anonymous said...

That's one crazy theology they got there...

jaredkk said...

eit where did u find this beautiful garbage gahhhhh

this is like almost as bad as spykids3/sharkboyandlavagirl

Richard Whittall said...

"But I thought you my friend."

Anonymous said...

That had me laughing so hard the cat came in to chastise me for waking her up.

Ruth Motta said...

Holy shit, this does exist. It's not just some terrible christmas nightmare from my childhood!