TREE RAP!

TREES WANNA B CUT DOWN!

HANDS DANCE!

Happy Music Monday lil hands!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN

Are you ready for Chanukah this weekend? Do you know the difference between a Christmas tree and a Chanukah bush???

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

MEMORY HOLE: CHRISTMAS HORSE

Not sick of buying junk yet?!!! You still have until January 1st to take advantage of our $10 DVD sale! Visit the EIT! store now!

ZTB's PIZZA TREE

And here I thought it was lucky when Zachery Ty Bryan found and befriended a bigfoot.



Hey Columbus OH (I-O)!!! Show tonight at Skylab Gallery! DoggieWoggiez!PoochieWoochiez! live and unleashed for $8 at 10pm!

GREAT 2 B KRAZY!

WOOD PRODUCTS 4 KIDZ!

Do your children have no appreciation for gypsum products? Send them into the woods with Duncan the Dragon!



Thanks to Jesse Thompson (#9 on the Jerry Leader Board!) for the tape.

And a bit of site news: we no longer have an intern. Our Internthing requested better working conditions and respect, so we had to let him go. Unfortunately years of living on nothing but Jerry droppings and thrift store smell made him quiet resilient to being forcibly removed from the building. Since he wouldn't leave, we had no choice but to rehire him as an indentured consultant. He has been renamed Wrong Man because he brought disgrace to the title of intern. So when you see a post from this Wrong Man fellow, feel free to subject him to the usual amount of scorn and ridicule.

SQUIRREL-TREE LOVE RAP!

You asked for the Chipper Love Rap - now here it is! Enjoy your Conifer Holocaust turkeys!

STEP AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

CHIPPER'S CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE!

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 3: TREES!

Turn your Christmas tree into a gay icon!