Wednesday, December 16, 2009

EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL PART 3: TREES!

Turn your Christmas tree into a gay icon!

22 comments :

Anonymous said...

no. you've made holiday decorating terrible...thanks.

therandomizer said...

Is there a tree underneath all that?

marahe said...

the part where it's like "the recommended order for decorating is..." - incredible.

Anonymous said...

Wow those were all the worst decorated tree's I've ever seen, and all by the same people.

Mat The W said...

WOW! That reversable tree is such a good tip! Cannot wait to have two looks for my luncheon and formal dinner party!

EMStoveken said...

"Ribbon is often underused" . . . BUT NOT ON THIS TREE.

Ye Gods!

Marty said...

"...we've done theme trees with John Wayne Gacy, Grape Ape, Liberace, Eleanor Roosevelt, Kathy Lee Gifford, RuPaul, Queen Victoria, Annie Leibowitz, Victor Mature, Sponge Bob Squarepants, Hilary Clinton, David Hasselhoff, Punky Brewster...."

Did I miss any?

Matt said...

Somehow, I'm not entirely surprised that that guy has done a Judy-Garland-themed tree.

And I can use "any piece of art" on my tree? I'm looking for something in a "Salvador-Dali-meets-Mapplethorpe" vein...

Anrkist said...

Flame retardant? SPRAY HIM NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

Mmm...yes. That guy looks so happy to be there. You can tell by the way he keeps remembering to smile.

django747 said...

"Chirp Balls" made me giggle like hell.

Anonymous said...

holy fucking shit with these guys theres hardly any tree left.

Kit O'Connell said...

Marty: You forgot the trees inspired by Klaus Nomi, Dot Animaniac, Arnold Schwazenegger and Leni Riefenstahl.

I'll never forget the size of the chirp balls on the grape ape tree.

Brian said...

Must . . . stop . . . blinking!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget these popular tree themes: Archduke Franz Ferdinand, "The Facts of Life", Crunking, Fatty Arbuckle, Hentai, and Anna Nicole Smith (one side of the tree 'alive', the other for 'deceased').

Scott said...

I am new to EIT, where do these videos come from? I son't recall having seen any of these before. They are so strange, I realize they are edited but.....wow, how odd.

Anonymous said...

In the past, I've been terrified that my guests would get bored looking at my tree. Thank goodness they've come up with a solution for that.

Anonymous said...

CHIRP BALLS!

Fat 'n Boring said...

@Marty: I prefer the minimalist look, so this year I've gone with the "Philip Glass" theme. It consists of a single branch with a "chirping ball" on it that only chirps a single, dissonant note. It sounds unpleasant, but my circle of friends consist mostly of liberal arts majors, so it's cool.

@Anrkist: Ha!

Anonymous said...

Yes, my dinner guests WOULDN'T EVEN THINK to look at the other side of the tree

PSYCHOOO said...

or even Lassie

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