Friday, December 04, 2009

MILK IS SWEET, BRO!!!

I was all "fuck milk, that stuff's for losers", but this video really showed me the error of my ways. Milk is what makes Joey Lawrence so dreamy.

23 comments :

the fat nutritionist said...

I had no idea Gary Busey was so into milking cows.

Wait a minute...yes I did.

John said...

There's something I don't miss about the early/mid 90s. Everyone rapping.

It didn't seem to matter what you were doing or where you were going, there was always a high likely hood someone was going to break out into a poorly executed rap routine.

Sunny said...

Look at how carelessly he throws the milk cartons on top of the other groceries.

Some Tauren said...

That poor cow.

therandomizer said...

I don't know if I'd want to eat grass all day, but I definitely want to smoke grass all day!

Anonymous said...

They missed the part where the steroids get injected into the cow.

Heather said...

Consider my mind blown. The pump and cool song is now my new breastfeeding anthem.

negrofrankenstein said...

Remember, before they were "mom jeans" they were a teen girl thing.

thisistemporary said...

now I want yogurt

Friend of the Predigtamt said...

This clip lacks realism...no, not the magic portal in the dairy section. These teens would be holding their noses and avoiding the cow pies.

Anonymous said...

Was this Eazy E in his younger years?

Anonymous said...

This video needs Gary Busey, butthorns.

Anonymous said...

2:16 I see Joey Lawrence!

WHOA!!!

Adam said...

I should e-mail this to my vegan friend. He has been missing out on the benefits of milk for a long time now.

Anonymous said...

a) i love the mom jeans
b) the hair nets are super hot
c) i wish my grocery store opened up to grass plain full of cows.

Kyle said...

I remember in Kindergarten ('92/'93), we were shown a fairly hip video about using the plastic pouches of milk we got in the cafeteria.

If ANYBODY has that video, that'd make my month.

Fat 'n Boring said...

An assemblage of people rappin' about the superiority of their product? Looks as though this was cut from the same cloth as our beloved "Koss" rapfomercial.

Doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeit!

Marty said...

When do we ge to see the cool and rad video they made after this one where they slaughter the old dairy cows and make hamburger out of them?

"You're too old, get off the street, now you're just a piece of meat!!"

Bustin'!

Andrew said...

They forgot to show the part where they pump the cows full of hormones. Or maybe that's what the "Pump it" part was about in their first song.

SOOPAfeeen said...

Someone needs to take these kids to the slaughterhouse

Mysterious Bill said...

Climb on through this display of cold-cuts, and let me show you!

How is the store manager not aware of this magic portal in the middle of his store?

Anonymous said...

.... omfg. I remember watching this in school when I was a kid. It's just as ridiculous now as it was then. xD

Neck Romancer said...

I can make milk too!....From my dick hole.