THE MILK WE ARE FORCE-FED COMES FROM A HAPPY PLACE!

MICROWAVING RADIOACTIVE SALMONELLA FOR YOUR HOLIDAY FEAST!

PUT YOUR MILK INSIDE TEENS!

Low Budget Tropicana

MILK = SEX!

MEMORY HOLE: THE MOTHER'S MILK

(MORE) MILK RAP!

MEMORY HOLE: MILK

AT WAR WITH THE WEIGHTS

War is hell and sweaty counting.

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

EVERYBODY EAT EAT EAT!

FAMILY UNIT

I am proud to have worked with our good friend and my favorite filmmaker Blackmagic Rollercoaster on this film about a man, his son, and a beautiful robot. I hope you dig it.

RUNNNN KIDS! RUNNNN!

You blow out your knees in the NBA and this is the respect you get.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! ANN ARBOR, MI @ THE YELLOW BARN! $10!

2E2T2 REJECT: FOOD!

A deleted scene from 2E2T2 (now on presale)!

THE MASTODON MILK WORKOUT

The Mastodons are anthropomorphic racist stereotypes that want you to drink milk and, to a lesser extent, exercise. Look for their barely animated adventures in your local dairy aisle.


Thanks again to 23 Wolves for another great tape.

MILK IS SWEET, BRO!!!

I was all "fuck milk, that stuff's for losers", but this video really showed me the error of my ways. Milk is what makes Joey Lawrence so dreamy.