Thursday, July 15, 2010

RUNNNN KIDS! RUNNNN!

You blow out your knees in the NBA and this is the respect you get.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 8PM! ANN ARBOR, MI @ THE YELLOW BARN! $10!

52 comments :

Anonymous said...

So horny

Anonymous said...

I love Kevin's mechanical delivery when he's talking to the milk carton. "What is this? I have not been kidnapped." Terrible child acting: always a thing of beauty.

Also, the random bit of cruelty to the old guy. Hilariously villainous.

Anonymous said...

obligatory boom at 2:10

Anonymous said...

Imagine what would of happened if he hadn't made that shot.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, they couldn't go outside to some random patch of woods? They had to insert fake woods over a green screen?

Greg said...

"Hi, I'm LAZER. Actually it's Childmolazer but it sounds kinda nerdy so i just use LAZER"

Anonymous said...

I bought this tape for $.25 at FYE once. I wanted to send it to EIT along with my Jerry Maguires but I couldn't find it. I'd like to think that they're so committed to terrible video broke into my house and stole it for the good of the internet.

Jacob Shoaf said...

Is that Mark from Home Improvement AND Richie from Family Matters? This is amazing.

Miq-Tak said...

My parents took me to Cartonworld in Dayton when I was a kid. A pint of milk was like seven bucks.

Anonymous said...

Pfft. White boys can't jump, or chase children through a greenscreen. The only way he could ever make that basket was with the powers of video editing.

derek said...

Guess again...


...superstar.

Anonymous said...

I think the green screen in the woods (and later, in the school) was on purpose, in order to produce a dream-like, unreal atmosphere.

Calling yourself "Rad" because you want small children to think you're rad is not only creepy, but lame. You have to earn coolness.

Word verification: licsibil

Anonymous said...

hey guys. apparently collegehumor.com has taken to posting your videos without giving any credit to you guys. FYI

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1938533

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

@Anon

Yeah, College Humor steals from everybody. Though to be fair in this case, they are ripping off the Youtuber that ripped us off and reuploaded our video without the watermark.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, cool green screen. Looks like a full-motion video game for Sega Cd.

Anonymous said...

It almost looks like Don Johnson from Miami Vice, perhaps he has a child molesting younger brother...

Anonymous said...

Oooooooh! So Thaaaat's what happened to the snot nosed little brat with the jerry curl from Family Matters!!!!!! I've been wondering all this time.

Anonymous said...

Boom... Boom in the shot.

Anonymous said...

No Duane transposed as kid in the milk carton hall of fame?

Whats the deal with using a green screen for forest and street scenes?

Anonymous said...

- "I haven't been kidnapped."
- "You have to come in to Cart World to see."
*hand pulls boy in*
- "*Now* you've been kidnapped."

Marty said...

Rad is a stud...what I wouldn't give to be invited back to his house to see his "pictures." Rawr! Rawr!

Anonymous said...

Should have been able to tell from that jump shot...creep all the way.

Ravenhallow said...

Silly kids, er'body know pudgy white dudes ain't got game.
Or something.

Also word verification: vagmis
WTF

Iggy said...

Epilogue: the janitor ended up buried in the creep's back yard, in several places. Though Taran Noah Smith escaped, he was never heard from again. Richie was never found, as nobody ever bothered to look for him.

randomgadget said...

dont you know men are only interested in one thing, boys you gotta get a ring on your finger before you take a finger in your ring

Grrg said...

This three-minute video is better than The Lovely Bones. FACT.

VonSandwich said...

BOOM!
Also, is there a reason for the green screen use?

Anonymous said...

Rad can kidnap me anytime

Anonymous said...

Damnit, now I wanna see the whole fuckin thing!!

Nicol3 said...

The second he said "Carton world", I was gone.

Kidnapped, probably.

Destination A Go-Go said...

@Grrg
Ain't that the truth!

filmscience said...

Actually I'm taking Rad's side on this one - he probably DID play for the Sonics. It's a well known fact that the entire 1990-1992 starting lineup founded NAMBLA.

Anonymous said...

jesus that girl at 2:40 scared the fucking shit out of me, I had to wait until it was daylight outside to watch that part

Voracious_Boot said...

I wanna know if he dissed that janitor in *front* of the kids or after the kids had left, because that little black kid would have been RAGING! Or our "hero" just could be secretly hardcore racist. Votes anyone?

Anonymous said...

fucking awesome! love the 90s!!

Monkey Lee said...

I don't know about you guys, but I don't think any kidnapper's house is as creepy as Cartonworld.

PS. Why the HELL would you use green screen for locations you could walk to?

Anonymous said...

What's the name of this full length safety film? Anyone know?

DOS PC Gamer said...

Wow he ended up in Return to Zork!!!

Anonymous said...

I would have let Rad have me

theawkwardchild said...

And this is why I love this site.

Anonymous said...

"Ohhh! Looks like you're in pain!"

Anonymous said...

I know why there is used a green screen in every scene:
The kid has been kidnapped and lives in the basement of the producer.
They are maybe having butsex right now

Ron Medulla said...

Boom mic @ 2:13. Nice.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Thank God for kids.

GregM said...

Hmm. You would think with a great name like CartonWorld the place would have been more fun.

Chris said...
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Anonymous said...

Why aren't molesters as cute as this guy?

Anonymous said...

I really thought he played in the NBA... In fact, i thought he was John Paxson.

Nancito

Anonymous said...

Am I completely missing something or is there no mention on this post as to what this video is from?

Anonymous said...

- "I have pictures of me with Jordan O'Neil."

-(Me) "Who the hell is Jordan O'Neil?"

- "Screw this kid, you're not worth it."

-(Me) "Another serial-killer avoided!"

sugarbunny119 said...

It's the kid from home improvement. The gay one.

Anonymous said...

not gonna lie, this would have scared the f***ing SHIT out of me asa kid. i read about a one woman getting raped in a public bathroom stall, and it took until me becoming an adult to stop thinking about it every time i used one.

poor tool time kid.