Sunday, July 18, 2010

3-MINUTE BLACK NINJA



WASHINGTON, DC! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE SOLLY'S U STREET TAVERN!

24 comments :

Iggy said...

2 Minutes 2 Many

John said...

Is this a sequel to Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon?

Anonymous said...

Nothing like some good old fashioned blacksploitaion

Ravenhallow said...

It lacks the charm of the 70's blaxploitation stuff.. it's got the sourness of cheap 90's camp. Yet it just makes things funnier, somehow.

Nate said...

Shouldnt the Red Ninja have been Native American? Just saying...

HOLY SHIT: Captcha:
ninas

Anonymous said...

YAHHHHHH
YAHHHHHH
YAHHHHHH
YAHHHHHH

Lautaro said...

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD????

filmscience said...

Did he just say "ninja"?

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2010/07/the-other-n-word/

Nicol3 said...

Was running late to Solly's-- took the metro after a 2-hour drive from somewhere else; Got there at 9, hoping for something.. nope.

I'm.. I'm very upset. :(

ki85squared said...

Everything in this video is shot with a wide-angle lens. What the fuck?

Anonymous said...

I honestly don't know what would be more awesome than getting saved by a ninja who is black.

Kyle said...

If Space Mutiny is any indication, there is no better sign you're watching a shitty movie than excessive pipes on your set.

Hemlock said...

Black Ninja has TWO MONITORS, one for blackness, one for ninja monitoring activity. In this way he achieves peace and inner--YAHHHHHH *is thrown out the window*

Kit O'Connell said...

Kyle: What gangway railings are to Space Mutiny, apparently windows are to Black Ninja.

Anonymous said...

Lol, pretty terrible black ninja. Check out Nothing's Good for some more crap from life and the internet.

Monkey Lee said...

That asian dude should have won an oscar for his performance as the red ninja.
Observe the way he subtly implies his villainy by twisting his head forward, jutting his teeth out, and widening his eyes to produce a prolonged muscle-popping grin.
Heath Ledger's Joker has nothing on this guy

Anonymous said...

are you sure this isn't a porn video?

Heather said...

Those bikini massage chicks have terrible technique.

The Eagle's Tears said...

They couldn't afford to have a unique scream for each of the people being thrown out the window? Now that's what I call thrifty!

Anonymous said...

the most entertaining thing in here is the Marx bros. picture on the wall in that office.

Chris Lanier said...

Ghost Dog has much to answer for.

Jeffro said...

Red Ninja > Sho'Nuff from The Last Dragon

Fat 'n Boring said...

@filmscience: I believe he said "neenja".

Jayjay said...

He threw everybody out of that damn window.