Sunday, July 18, 2010
3-MINUTE BLACK NINJA
WASHINGTON, DC! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 8PM AT THE SOLLY'S U STREET TAVERN!
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2 Minutes 2 Many
Is this a sequel to Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon?
Nothing like some good old fashioned blacksploitaion
It lacks the charm of the 70's blaxploitation stuff.. it's got the sourness of cheap 90's camp. Yet it just makes things funnier, somehow.
Shouldnt the Red Ninja have been Native American? Just saying...
HOLY SHIT: Captcha:
ninas
YAHHHHHH
YAHHHHHH
YAHHHHHH
YAHHHHHH
IS THAT UNDERSTOOD????
Did he just say "ninja"?
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2010/07/the-other-n-word/
Was running late to Solly's-- took the metro after a 2-hour drive from somewhere else; Got there at 9, hoping for something.. nope.
I'm.. I'm very upset. :(
I honestly don't know what would be more awesome than getting saved by a ninja who is black.
If Space Mutiny is any indication, there is no better sign you're watching a shitty movie than excessive pipes on your set.
Black Ninja has TWO MONITORS, one for blackness, one for ninja monitoring activity. In this way he achieves peace and inner--YAHHHHHH *is thrown out the window*
Kyle: What gangway railings are to Space Mutiny, apparently windows are to Black Ninja.
Lol, pretty terrible black ninja. Check out Nothing's Good for some more crap from life and the internet.
That asian dude should have won an oscar for his performance as the red ninja.
Observe the way he subtly implies his villainy by twisting his head forward, jutting his teeth out, and widening his eyes to produce a prolonged muscle-popping grin.
Heath Ledger's Joker has nothing on this guy
are you sure this isn't a porn video?
Those bikini massage chicks have terrible technique.
They couldn't afford to have a unique scream for each of the people being thrown out the window? Now that's what I call thrifty!
the most entertaining thing in here is the Marx bros. picture on the wall in that office.
Ghost Dog has much to answer for.
Red Ninja > Sho'Nuff from The Last Dragon
@filmscience: I believe he said "neenja".
He threw everybody out of that damn window.
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