am I the only one who would watch dancing with the porn stars?
So this was settling into a comfortable level of terrible-ness, and then, BAM, that policeman comes on, and he's actually REALLY GOOD, and I have no idea how to react for a few moments. I think this may be a heretofore undreamed-of species Stendahl Syndrome.
This makes my lady bits sad. *sad horns*
What an easy target. and what the hell was up with the nerd??
so some lady's fantasies are nerds who are secretly hunks?hot damn! I better get to the gym!
this video made me gayI'm female fyi
Not one of those men actually like women.
i love how she was overcome with fake passion in the "men's room". Id venture to say that woman sold her lady parts to pay for those indcredibly real looking breasts...
I wish I could come tonight. Everything is terrible and showbeast? DREAM TEAM
I'm the only one who's not going to push the play button.
I second Grrg. I was NOT prepared for the Cop to pop n' lock.Nor was I a fan of Faux-nan the barbarian's furry dangle. Word verification: pontight!
Protein makes Tanya's nipples ripple. Thank god I'm not alone.
blurboy - Nipple Ripple is a serious condition that needs more awareness!
Hot Cops?? They should dress up as something more nautically themed...
0:13 DAT ASS.am I the only one who was hoping that cop would mount that black pole on the ground? anyone? anyone? no?and I would think that nerdy guy would make any woman's lady parts dryer than the Sahara desert....and the hostess wasn't even hot...quite hideous actually.
Tanya is the beast who stalks my nightmares.
I'm pretty sure these guys are not interested in the ladies. Either they're into guys (which is fine), or they're so into themselves that they have no room for anything else (which is more probable, and not so fine).Though I must admit Faux-nan (thank you filmscience!) was maybe a tad bit sexy, maybe I've seen too many Frazetta paintings.
Someone get on the Nipple Ripple Awareness car magnet ribbon STAT. What color should it be? Nude?@Ravenhallow: you totally nailed it with the Frazetta comparison. Take any of the paintings in the Conan series, turn the gay up a hair, and there you are.
I have a feeling that our lovely hostess, "Tanya", has a bigger package than any of the aforementioned hunks.
I'll see Tanya in my nightmares.faux-nan was better looking than the real Arn but that's not saying much.
"Nipple Ripple" sounds like the worst possible kind of ice cream... or the best?Also, that nerd-stripper had a Bill Irwin vibe. Never wanted to have male-stripper and Bill Irwin in my head at the same time, but now the nightmare has become a reality. Thanks, EIT!
who wants to be a stupid hunk anyways
This hunk can't think of what to write haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3FGdjjythQ
The cop got me sort of hard.
more of the nerd plzi am girl-fapping to this now
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