Thursday, July 29, 2010

HUNKS HUNKS HUNKS!

Smell the musk.



Franz Gertrude and Mike in Utica are the men we love to dance with.

CHARM CITY! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT JESUS CAMP WITH OUR PALS SHOWBEAST! 10 PM! BE THERE!

28 comments :

randomgadget said...

am I the only one who would watch dancing with the porn stars?

Grrg said...

So this was settling into a comfortable level of terrible-ness, and then, BAM, that policeman comes on, and he's actually REALLY GOOD, and I have no idea how to react for a few moments. I think this may be a heretofore undreamed-of species Stendahl Syndrome.

Henry_Slinkman said...

This makes my lady bits sad. *sad horns*

Monkey Lee said...

What an easy target. and what the hell was up with the nerd??

Anonymous said...

so some lady's fantasies are nerds who are secretly hunks?

hot damn! I better get to the gym!

Anonymous said...

this video made me gay









I'm female fyi

Anonymous said...

dat ass

Mik said...

Not one of those men actually like women.

Anonymous said...

i love how she was overcome with fake passion in the "men's room". Id venture to say that woman sold her lady parts to pay for those indcredibly real looking breasts...

ACP said...

I wish I could come tonight. Everything is terrible and showbeast? DREAM TEAM

Iggy said...

I'm the only one who's not going to push the play button.

filmscience said...

I second Grrg. I was NOT prepared for the Cop to pop n' lock.

Nor was I a fan of Faux-nan the barbarian's furry dangle.

Word verification: pontight!

blurboy said...

Protein makes Tanya's nipples ripple. Thank god I'm not alone.

Henry_Slinkman said...

blurboy - Nipple Ripple is a serious condition that needs more awareness!

Katie said...

Hot Cops?? They should dress up as something more nautically themed...

flat stain said...

TOMMY WISEAU

Chickengirl said...

0:13 DAT ASS.


am I the only one who was hoping that cop would mount that black pole on the ground? anyone? anyone? no?

and I would think that nerdy guy would make any woman's lady parts dryer than the Sahara desert....

and the hostess wasn't even hot...quite hideous actually.

Anonymous said...

Tanya is the beast who stalks my nightmares.

Ravenhallow said...

I'm pretty sure these guys are not interested in the ladies. Either they're into guys (which is fine), or they're so into themselves that they have no room for anything else (which is more probable, and not so fine).
Though I must admit Faux-nan (thank you filmscience!) was maybe a tad bit sexy, maybe I've seen too many Frazetta paintings.

Heather said...

Someone get on the Nipple Ripple Awareness car magnet ribbon STAT. What color should it be? Nude?

@Ravenhallow: you totally nailed it with the Frazetta comparison. Take any of the paintings in the Conan series, turn the gay up a hair, and there you are.

Fat 'n Boring said...

I have a feeling that our lovely hostess, "Tanya", has a bigger package than any of the aforementioned hunks.

Anonymous said...

I'll see Tanya in my nightmares.
faux-nan was better looking than the real Arn but that's not saying much.

The Eagle's Tears said...

"Nipple Ripple" sounds like the worst possible kind of ice cream... or the best?

Also, that nerd-stripper had a Bill Irwin vibe. Never wanted to have male-stripper and Bill Irwin in my head at the same time, but now the nightmare has become a reality. Thanks, EIT!

Anonymous said...

who wants to be a stupid hunk anyways

Anonymous said...

This hunk can't think of what to write haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3FGdjjythQ

Anonymous said...

The cop got me sort of hard.

skirt said...

fucking hot

Anonymous said...

more of the nerd plz

i am girl-fapping to this now