Thursday, July 01, 2010

TONIGHT! CHICAGO!

Tonight at 9:45 PM at the Music Box, will be your only chance to enact revenge on our favorite overweight christian robot creep! Come see Colby live! Tonight! Buy your tickets now!





Oh yeah, and some movie will be playing too.

21 comments :

Sean Doyle said...

Things that are awesome:
1 - Nick, the technophobe with the Biff-Do.
2 - The obviously older red-headed child-wrangler at the 30 second mark.
3 - The gigantic ramshackle clubhouse made out of driftwood.
4 - Colby's incredibly creepy and mincing C-3P0 impersonation.

Best of luck with the show tonight, guys. Looking forward to the Chapel Hill leg of the tour.

Anonymous said...

Somebody Photoshop a $200K skateboard

Nate said...

It is easy to be cool when God made you that way, cool rappin' black kid. That's why the white skater kid tries so hard.

Victor Serge said...

Why does Christian cultural production suck so much?

The god-head at the end of video 1 is still the scariest thing you've ever posted. Almost made me lose my luuuuunch.

Anonymous said...

Left the theater. Self-indulgent, nonsensical garbage. Love the website. Hate the movie -- not to mention the 45 minutes of masturbatory live junk in the beginning.

A-Train said...

Oh Anonymous, you so crazy...

Anonymous said...

poor kids...

Velveret said...

Anonymous, were you seriously expecting it all to make sense? That's never seemed to me to be in EIT!'s mission statement (if that weren't such a preposterous idea in itself). I mean, try reading all the way through this: http://www.everythingisterrible.com/p/about.html

the doctor is in said...

I was masturbatory junk!!!!
I couldn't agree with anonymous' comments more. I was in the skit and I was APPALLED! Totally appalled.

Evan said...

Who was the idiot who heckled the speaker in the EIT CON 2010 segment? Was that you, anon? Anyway, that was one the funniest shows I've been to. Good job. Favorite part was somewhere in the middle of the movie when there is a speaker who in defense of his pyramid scheme states that the pyramid is one of the most powerful cosmic shapes in the universe.

Anonymous said...

Is that a little new testament in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Anonymous said...

Great show. They really picked high quality child actors. They are so good, it's hard to believe they are just acting!

FredFlintstone said...

Hey! Suck my penis, Sean.

Anonymous said...

Ha! I used to watch that show!

Anonymous said...

Hailing from the St. Louis show: Best night of my life, amazing performance and indeed face melting video mastermindingz. If you are on the fence about going to see this live, cut yourself in half on that fence so two of you can go see it!

Lazlo H. said...

I saw the previous movie (not 2E2T, but the original) and I was left speechless by its sheer awesomeness. It's kind of a lot to handle over an hour, but an amazing feat of VHS editing skillz.

scorpy1 said...

Christian kids singing "You must be a robot, too."?
Unintentional hilarity or unreflective irony?

Spoobie said...

I feel better knowing I just watched that "for the lord."

Chris said...

I want to edit out Colby's voice and replace it with the spoken lines of Colossus from Colossus: The Forbin Project

Anonymous said...

I love the scene at around the four-minute mark in the first video:

"NO! I am a human! Don't turn me into a Godless machine! Like... Colby... wait...?"

And in the second video, skateboarding. The hallmark of every desperate attempt to connect with the young persons.

Anonymous said...

mmm, zubaz pants.