Thursday, July 08, 2010

DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

I sincerely hope this helps answer some questions.



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23 comments :

mitch said...
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Anonymous said...

I think God is a pretty cool guy. eh get nailed to the cross and doesnt afraid of anything.

Kit O'Connell said...

It's not enough to deny evolution, now they're denying George Washington too?

Anonymous said...

what IS God's plan for the animals anyway?

randomgadget said...

"More scientists are realising it takes a blind leap of faith to say there is no god."

Oh it's two now is it

John said...

"PAN UP! PAN UP! He's wearing his slim fits again."

Luke said...

Man that one kid is a total pervert. He just wants to go to heaven so he can "watch people". I can only imagine he wants to watch shakira take a shower.

Greg said...

Let me tell ya, i've never felt so close to hell -- i think.

Dr. Cylinderpants said...

GEORGE WASHINGTON IS A MYTH CREATED BY CRAZY MARXIST LIBERAL TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!! NEXT THEY WILL BE TELLING ME OBAMA WAS BORN IN THE USA AND ISN'T A TERRORIST!

Anonymous said...

Taco Bell FTW.

and thanks for getting the original EIT ending back. 2E2I2T was getting on my fucking nerves.

BenB said...

I love how all of Creatorgod's creation is compared to a murder.

blurboy said...

Heaven will be on everyone's top 10 list, which means it will be muscling out a lot of Lorenzo Lamas movies. Heaven had damn well better have some double piercings.

James said...

God's plan for animals is quite clear: "And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." Genesis 9:2-3

Animals are to be delicious and nutritious.

filmscience said...

Oh yes! I salute the awful music library ripoff version of C&C Music Factory in the opener.

Spaf said...

They don't even answer the question whether dogs go to heaven. If my puppy ends up in hell thanks to that idiot in the clouds, I'm going down with her.

Mars said...

God has a plan for you: Beard Maintenance - forever and ever! AAAaaaaMeeeeeen.

mcsandwich said...

Nice view of the teleprompter.

Pudding said...

If I've learned one thing from Christian videos for youths, it's that dumpy middle-aged people can be easily disguised as "young and hip" by putting them in Hawaiian shirts and Ferris Bueller shades.

Christer said...

God is pretty biff

Chris said...

So if there is no proof that George Washington was real... does that mean Lincoln and George W Bush arent real either?

Anonymous said...

I want to watch Shakira take a shower when I die and go to heaven.

Nate said...

No gravity in Heaven? lolz

Monkey Lee said...

I own that looney toons coffea mug that he's holding at 01:05!