Come on, ladies... do you really want this to happen?
You know who has a plan? Leah from Utica, NY has a plan.
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE MEETS SHOW BEAST THIS THURSDAY, JULY 29TH AT JESUS CAMP IN BALTIMORE, MD!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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Good thing they mentioned beforehand that the people in the violent situations were actors, because I swear I was watching a real live assault on that housewife.
I wish we lived in a world in which only police and criminals wielded guns.
Phew, I was worried that skillet was going to be permanently damaged.
Come on, this would never happen to me.
Did that pervert intruder drown when she threw the water on him? It was pretty evident that the water wasn't even tepid.
Who does this guy look like? The love child of Michael Moriarty and Droopy Dog?
I felt sorry for the camera man that they made film from the target side of shooting range.
"What else might a person find to defend themselves?"
Cut to Rorschach flinging ground pepper into cops' eyes and immolating others with an aerosol can and lighter.
Comic books are great.
Is that a police artist's sketch of Bruce Lee on the copshop wall behind him?
You guys just don't understand romance.
In fact most intruders, rapists, child abductors, etc are members of your own family. Attacks by strangers are statistically rare. But that doesn't generate the same kind of fear that sells guns, or indeed skillets.
Woman: "What do you want?!"
Intruder: "I want you, baby!"
Sounds like the fantasy of 95% of housewives. Not that *I* would know anything about that..
A detective promoting handguns in the home? Thats a clear conflict of interest, he just wants more overtime.
That kitchen looked like on the one from T2 - where Xander Berkley gets a liquid metal sword through the throat.
Isn't that "cop" the guy who plays "Taggert" in the Beverly Hills Cop movies?
Not too terrible, except for the dramatization. Why didn't the housewife, you know, RUN after stunning the intruder?
Do they expect me to have the gun on me at all times, even when I am boiling water and looking after the condition of my skillets?
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