tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post671534141567608112..comments2024-03-11T02:00:32.115-05:00Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: CAST-IRON HOME DEFENSEJerryMaguirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08420800191357110891noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-61228828188571914432010-07-29T06:59:22.321-05:002010-07-29T06:59:22.321-05:00Do they expect me to have the gun on me at all tim...Do they expect me to have the gun on me at all times, even when I am boiling water and looking after the condition of my skillets?mikcvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09533483819824639331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-19394631712050547732010-07-29T02:31:22.865-05:002010-07-29T02:31:22.865-05:00Not too terrible, except for the dramatization. W...Not too terrible, except for the dramatization. Why didn't the housewife, you know, RUN after stunning the intruder?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13796202300360737256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-7658862726348151362010-07-28T01:01:26.920-05:002010-07-28T01:01:26.920-05:00Isn't that "cop" the guy who plays &...Isn't that "cop" the guy who plays "Taggert" in the Beverly Hills Cop movies?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-12012892905281082892010-07-27T23:58:30.387-05:002010-07-27T23:58:30.387-05:00That kitchen looked like on the one from T2 - wher...That kitchen looked like on the one from T2 - where Xander Berkley gets a liquid metal sword through the throat.pJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08011500984203616894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-31551404896525235812010-07-27T21:44:15.049-05:002010-07-27T21:44:15.049-05:00A detective promoting handguns in the home? Thats ...A detective promoting handguns in the home? Thats a clear conflict of interest, he just wants more overtime.randomgadgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17878386738553866210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-65957432538544020572010-07-27T19:15:40.623-05:002010-07-27T19:15:40.623-05:00Woman: "What do you want?!"
Intruder: &q...Woman: "What do you want?!"<br />Intruder: "I want you, baby!"<br /><br />Sounds like the fantasy of 95% of housewives. Not that *I* would know anything about that..Samantha Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05625203789789929642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-41759534894809864402010-07-27T18:40:57.853-05:002010-07-27T18:40:57.853-05:00In fact most intruders, rapists, child abductors, ...In fact <i>most</i> intruders, rapists, child abductors, etc are members of your own family. Attacks by strangers are statistically rare. But that doesn't generate the same kind of fear that sells guns, or indeed skillets.HVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02523453258768655660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-71132060975381966432010-07-27T16:51:16.014-05:002010-07-27T16:51:16.014-05:00You guys just don't understand romance.You guys just don't understand romance.safer midwifery utahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02079353091993976425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-5321688550424636332010-07-27T15:02:07.712-05:002010-07-27T15:02:07.712-05:00Is that a police artist's sketch of Bruce Lee ...Is that a police artist's sketch of Bruce Lee on the copshop wall behind him?himwiththecysthttp://audiokitty.posterous.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-32032477927014727372010-07-27T14:24:00.810-05:002010-07-27T14:24:00.810-05:00"What else might a person find to defend them..."What else might a person find to defend themselves?" <br /><br />Cut to Rorschach flinging ground pepper into cops' eyes and immolating others with an aerosol can and lighter. <br /><br />Comic books are great.King of Crayonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08948895572431232094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-13995029155313218362010-07-27T13:32:35.068-05:002010-07-27T13:32:35.068-05:00I felt sorry for the camera man that they made fil...I felt sorry for the camera man that they made film from the target side of shooting range.Lukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-58271282404385457102010-07-27T13:19:55.791-05:002010-07-27T13:19:55.791-05:00Who does this guy look like? The love child of Mic...Who does this guy look like? The love child of Michael Moriarty and Droopy Dog?Christophernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-65468983269433624332010-07-27T12:06:56.098-05:002010-07-27T12:06:56.098-05:00Did that pervert intruder drown when she threw the...Did that pervert intruder drown when she threw the water on him? It was pretty evident that the water wasn't even tepid.Martynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-42313508882215904652010-07-27T10:30:54.496-05:002010-07-27T10:30:54.496-05:00Come on, this would never happen to me.Come on, this would never happen to me.Supersaurusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-36316875754451654102010-07-27T08:13:37.495-05:002010-07-27T08:13:37.495-05:00Phew, I was worried that skillet was going to be p...Phew, I was worried that skillet was going to be permanently damaged.ianwissmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612864543185113420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-31482984179664330182010-07-27T05:44:20.281-05:002010-07-27T05:44:20.281-05:00I wish we lived in a world in which only police an...I wish we lived in a world in which only police and criminals wielded guns.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78804747460391084102010-07-27T05:40:00.606-05:002010-07-27T05:40:00.606-05:00Good thing they mentioned beforehand that the peop...Good thing they mentioned beforehand that the people in the violent situations were actors, because I swear I was watching a real live assault on that housewife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com