Monday, July 12, 2010

HOLY SHEEP, LADY

"This material is taught and distributed for ladies only."

I swear to God that's what it says on the box.



THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT! 7PM! TORONTO! THE DRAKE HOTEL (UNDERGROUND)! $10!

22 comments :

randomgadget said...

Jews cant play basketball

BenB said...

God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are indeed the Dream Team. Dreamed up, and as real, logical and as solid a basis for a moral and ethical code and a way of living as a dream. Or astrology.

Baaa.

Iggy said...

I once saw the baby Jesus defeat the Harlem Globetrotters single-handedly.

John said...

She sounds... Texan. It's really difficult to keep defending my state when shit like this is produced.

Operator Overload said...

Is this the same woman who sings the "girls night out" song?

kylie said...

this is almost too easy somehow.

Marty said...

"Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe..."

Anonymous said...

At the end, shouldn't she have said "Good baaahhhh" instead of "Good bye"?

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness I unsubscribed from that religion.

filmscience said...

Hmm, she seems more like a veal calf to me.

Anonymous said...

OMG - I know her! She was my Bible teacher when I was a young teen. That's so weird.

blurboy said...

If God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are the Dream Team, does that mean Tammy Faye is Lebron James?

Destination A Go-Go said...

"Ewe gotta be kidding me."


.....anyone?
....anyone?

see you kids in NY :)

Anonymous said...

corgi activate!

Anonymous said...

@BenB

Seriously, man, have you never seen the future in a dream? Go watch The Matrix or something. And as for astrology, I bet you're mostly earth signs.

John Zak said...

Goddamnit, now I'm aroused by sheep.

A-Train said...

I saw the deadness in her eyes as she chuckled about the dream team. God I'm so hard right now.

Nate said...

What I want to know is, why does she keep looking around like there are other people on the room?

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Ian said...

Mrs Featherbottom finally got her own show I see.

Monkey Lee said...

every time she's baa'd i had to laugh. if there had only been about 20 more baa's i would've been rolling on the floor

edgertor said...

baaaaa! baaaaa! baaaaa!