COWS ARE JERKS!

Geraldine's had a chip on her shoulder ever since Higgins called her fat at last year's Christmas party.



...and for our fans in Tokyo (all 4 of you), exciting news! Everything Is Terrible is making its Japanese debut at Warehouse 702's London Calling night this February 12, with Terrible visuals provided by me, Future Schlock*!

(*I must mention that I will not actually be at this show!)

MILK IS SWEET, BRO!!!

I was all "fuck milk, that stuff's for losers", but this video really showed me the error of my ways. Milk is what makes Joey Lawrence so dreamy.