Geraldine's had a chip on her shoulder ever since Higgins called her fat at last year's Christmas party.
...and for our fans in Tokyo (all 4 of you), exciting news! Everything Is Terrible is making its Japanese debut at Warehouse 702's London Calling night this February 12, with Terrible visuals provided by me, Future Schlock*!
(*I must mention that I will not actually be at this show!)
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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EIT going international? Well played sir! I know why you are really going to Japan Mr. Future Schlock ;)
Come back to STL and do another show, we'd love to have you!
Geraldine will be having a rude awakening, when Peter drives her to the fun Meat Packing plant in town.
@Ryan
If by "Mr. Future Schlock", you mean "Ms. Future Schlock", and if by "why you are really going to Japan", you mean "to be trained in the art of ninja mind control", then you are correct sir.
Why did they put in that shot of the girl scratching herself in the crotch? It didn't even have anything to do with the rest of the story. Hmm? What's that you say? Oh, the director is a perv! Now I understand!
Oh HELL YEAH! You are coming to Japan! I have got to see this...
"Peter is mowing my huge field with his great big strong tractor."
Peter, you sly dog!
Tokyo, eh? I wish you'd come to Boston!
The brass-band melody is "Waltzing Matlida" the unofficial national song of Australia. Is anything about this video Australian? Is the farmer Australian? The song is about a homeless person stealing a sheep and then killing himself. WHAT'S GOING ON?
*hand over heart* AND HE SANG AS HE SHOVED THAT JUMBUCK IN HIS TUCKER-BAG, YOU'LL COME A-WALTZING MATILDA WITH MEEEEEE *wipes away a tear*
"Peter is mowing my huge field with his great big strong tractor." Cows get all the action.
FYI: captcha says "mateme"
Can someone please just turn Geraldine into a fucking hamburger?
Don't worry. That biatch of a cow has become a sackful of steaks by now.
I was #2 of 4 but am moving back to Chicago just a few days before your show! Just have to catch you there... ;)
The only way they could have made the industrial machine safety tip any more effective would have been to throw in Geraldine.
i noticed Waltzing Matilda, yet this video is not Australian. Every time I hear that song I think of Gallipoli... why... why?
All these videos seem to end with the narrator saying something like 'Come back and see me again, kids!' Eventually, EIT should splice them all together into one video (with Duane).
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