Tuesday, January 26, 2010

WILDLY SPECULATIVE CELEBRITY SEX SECRETS!!!

Humans, by nature, have a basic need for the hottest factually questionable gossip about celebrity genitalia. Who better to tell it than porn stars, prostitutes, one night stands and ex-employees with absolutely nothing to gain from the exposure?

20 comments :

Anonymous said...

I can now die happy knowing what Jerry Seinfeld looks like naked,

Anonymous said...

This reminds of all the girls saying stuff about Tiger. How much of it do we believe?

Destination A Go-Go said...

oh boy...

This is gonna' be a "Long"
(and modestly thick) week isn't it.

CineGraphic Studios said...

Larry King lost his penis in a 1973 horse racing accident in Miami, FL.

Anonymous said...

What? They couldn't get Paul Baressi to talk about John Travolta?

Daniel said...

The dancing, naked Jerry look a like is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Scooteur said...

YOWZAS! Can we have a NSFW tag on this one? Also...Jerry Seinfeld body double was an amazing dancer!

Anonymous said...

Having seen this video without the editing...take a guess on which of the women were talking about Gary Coleman...

Anonymous said...

I thought Larry King lost his penis on a Celebrity Jeopardy accident?

Kyle said...

Without having seen the video, I must commend the preview freeze-frame for this one.

Heather said...

Larry King spontaneously procreates by budding. True fact.

scamps said...

Larry King's suspenders are actually an intricate piece of life-sustaining machinery.

And I thought that "Little Jerry Seinfeld" was a cock-fighting rooster. Oh, now I see what I did there...

Rodrigo Diaz said...

I believe the part about Elvis wanting that woman to sit on his face.

Mars said...

Out of all of the EIT After Darks, this one was the most disturbing, hands down. Even more than the granny sapho circle.

OriginalDavid said...

i really hate to be this guy, but...........sauce?

shodan said...

oh my god, high octane sexual nightmare fuel

larry king ? an oscar statuette ?

I feel weird

franksinatraimpersonator said...

Poor celebrities, I wouldn't touch any of those women with a 10 foot barge pole. The presenter was fiiiiiiine though.

Anonymous said...

What in the living fuck was that...I did not want to know how Elvis had sex. Elvis didn't have sex. He was Elvis. He didn't need to.

The 9th Sage said...

...and write the word "Love"? Wh...no...no, that's impossible. How could someone....? No, I refuse to actually believe that. :P

Ali Bee said...

I have never seen lying quite like the lying that woman does when she's asked if she did doggy style.