Monday, January 11, 2010

UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE TEEN NINJA MYSTERY

What is it with ninja masters bringing young children into their caves?

27 comments :

Anonymous said...

There are so, so many horrible rapperss in these videos. Why do producers of children's tapes assume that's what they want to hear?

John said...

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

"I can take many forms, even that of a white man so I seem less threatening to you."

Devin said...

I like how they use that one transition from the Goonies soundtrack twice in the beginning.

trahwsu said...

You really don't need to know how to fight once you possess the Sword of Accessorizing. ZAP! Your Izod no longer matches your Chuck Taylors, fool!

Heather said...

The 80s were just one big, neverending rap song...

Anonymous said...

Lets gedada here!

Spaf said...

"The 80s were just one big, neverending rap song..."

No, the early 90's was just one big, neverending rap song. The 80's were a 5-note synth riff on neverending repeat.

Ancient Flounder said...

@Devin: So I wasn't hearing things! I caught the one near the end and thought "Hmm..that sounds familiar..."

Ben.H said...

You've finally found a movie which makes acquiring martial arts look even easier than it does in The Matrix. Well done.

You can see that so much reward without any effort has jaded the kids, though.

* MAGIC WHITE BELT *

"WOW!"

* MAGIC PINK BELT *

"Wow!"

* MAGIC GREEN BELT *

"Wow."

MW said...

"Hey, this is great!"
"Totally cool!"
"Radical, man!"

"...Um, did you just steal our clothes and replace them with loose-fitting drab-colored scrubs? Is this a cult?"

marahe said...

So, in gay culture, what does a black belt in the back pocket mean?

Amanda Zoe said...

I like how while all of these kids were training for (weeks? months? An hour or two?) the bullies were still standing out in the quarry posed and waiting for them.

Happy Warmness said...

Those kids got their belts faster than Elvis did.(but not by much)

DM said...

the DANCE OF DEATH ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTER:

youtube.com/watch?v=-NHUbdqNb1A

THE END OF ATHEISM:

thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=99999&func=view&catid=8&id=217544

StriderHoang said...

If I got magically sealed in that cave, I'd be like, "Holy shit! Photoshop just trapped me in this cave!"

Anonymous said...

Already a front runner for worst clip of 2010.

Anonymous said...

police: "so let me get this straight, a creepy man in a cave claimed he was teaching you the ways of a ninja, whilst changing your clothes?"

Anonymous said...

"Sure your magic sword closed that cave, but there's no way it could change the color of my belt from white to orange"
*Wow*
"Ya, but its not like it could change the color of these same belts from orange to green."
*Wow*

Anonymous said...

Was that the Chairman? Secret ingredient: spleen of preteen boy!

Niall said...

i think i have just found the best website on the planet. yes. "what was it like?" "creepy"

Anonymous said...

"Oh, I just might."
*wink*
*shifty glance towards mom off-camera*

To be continued? I hope so.

Anonymous said...

Nice cruising reference, marahe.

Anonymous said...

He used to just cruise around for kids in a white van before he found that cave. Good for him.

scamps said...

To be a Teenage Ninja, isn't the first step "actually BE a teenager"?

Anonymous said...

I see they like em' young

Anonymous said...

RADICAL MAAAAAN!

could he have stressed that A any more? haha

Anonymous said...

0:19

"Look!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNWWWWW
A MODERN DAY WARRIOR MEAN MEAN STRIDE TODAYS TOM SAWYER MEAN MEAN PRIDE!