I like how while all of these kids were training for (weeks? months? An hour or two?) the bullies were still standing out in the quarry posed and waiting for them.
"Sure your magic sword closed that cave, but there's no way it could change the color of my belt from white to orange" *Wow* "Ya, but its not like it could change the color of these same belts from orange to green." *Wow*
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There are so, so many horrible rapperss in these videos. Why do producers of children's tapes assume that's what they want to hear?
Ancient Chinese secret huh?
"I can take many forms, even that of a white man so I seem less threatening to you."
I like how they use that one transition from the Goonies soundtrack twice in the beginning.
You really don't need to know how to fight once you possess the Sword of Accessorizing. ZAP! Your Izod no longer matches your Chuck Taylors, fool!
The 80s were just one big, neverending rap song...
Lets gedada here!
"The 80s were just one big, neverending rap song..."
No, the early 90's was just one big, neverending rap song. The 80's were a 5-note synth riff on neverending repeat.
@Devin: So I wasn't hearing things! I caught the one near the end and thought "Hmm..that sounds familiar..."
You've finally found a movie which makes acquiring martial arts look even easier than it does in The Matrix. Well done.
You can see that so much reward without any effort has jaded the kids, though.
* MAGIC WHITE BELT *
"WOW!"
* MAGIC PINK BELT *
"Wow!"
* MAGIC GREEN BELT *
"Wow."
"Hey, this is great!"
"Totally cool!"
"Radical, man!"
"...Um, did you just steal our clothes and replace them with loose-fitting drab-colored scrubs? Is this a cult?"
So, in gay culture, what does a black belt in the back pocket mean?
I like how while all of these kids were training for (weeks? months? An hour or two?) the bullies were still standing out in the quarry posed and waiting for them.
Those kids got their belts faster than Elvis did.(but not by much)
the DANCE OF DEATH ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTER:
youtube.com/watch?v=-NHUbdqNb1A
THE END OF ATHEISM:
thezeitgeistmovement.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_kunena&Itemid=99999&func=view&catid=8&id=217544
If I got magically sealed in that cave, I'd be like, "Holy shit! Photoshop just trapped me in this cave!"
Already a front runner for worst clip of 2010.
police: "so let me get this straight, a creepy man in a cave claimed he was teaching you the ways of a ninja, whilst changing your clothes?"
"Sure your magic sword closed that cave, but there's no way it could change the color of my belt from white to orange"
*Wow*
"Ya, but its not like it could change the color of these same belts from orange to green."
*Wow*
Was that the Chairman? Secret ingredient: spleen of preteen boy!
i think i have just found the best website on the planet. yes. "what was it like?" "creepy"
"Oh, I just might."
*wink*
*shifty glance towards mom off-camera*
To be continued? I hope so.
Nice cruising reference, marahe.
He used to just cruise around for kids in a white van before he found that cave. Good for him.
To be a Teenage Ninja, isn't the first step "actually BE a teenager"?
I see they like em' young
RADICAL MAAAAAN!
could he have stressed that A any more? haha
0:19
"Look!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNWWWWW
A MODERN DAY WARRIOR MEAN MEAN STRIDE TODAYS TOM SAWYER MEAN MEAN PRIDE!
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