Ahhh yes Dragonstrike I remember this. TheSpoonyone has posted the full video that comes with this game on his site. Its hillarious.
Imagine you're a geek, with arms of breadstick.Imagine you're a spazz, who goes totally unnoticed at school like a shadow in the night.Image you're a dweeb, with Monty Python transcripts coursing through your veins.
Dear Dragon Master,You will have a hard time nailing anything playing this game.P.S. You should sue for false advertising. Women will not play this, even in your imagination they will smite you.
I hoped the night I nailed teraptus would never end.
That Teraptus fellow is one horny bastard.
can someone smite that elf already?"I'm not fond of Toooooolssss..."
IMAGINE YOU ARE AN ELF
Completely unlike D&D!
Imagine the evil you will smite! *tip*
I don't want to use my brain. That's why I bought a computer!
2:07 - couldn't he just change the channel?
Dragon Masters, beware the 2-inch tall flimsy plastic scorpion powerful enough to choke a small baby!
Spoony did it.
James Cameron before Avatar
I suddenly have the urge to watch the Talking Heads "Burning Down the House" video.
I like it if they used this technique to advertise, say, Candy Land. "Imagine!!! You are a GINGERBREAD man...on your way to the MOLASSES SWAMP!! DO you dare??!! DO you know the name of the color on your CARD?!?!"
no holly, no!!!
where's the wizard??
I remember this. It was supposedly filmed in "Hyper-vision", which apparently means "using C-grade actors to act in a black and white film and then using a Technicolor knock-off to colorize it".
i own this. and i even painted my dragon strike figures! ps. the warrior was an american gladiator...
I found this on VHS for sale at a record store once, but the tape slipped out of my hands and broke :(
Man...that was a great game...
Oh that takes me back...I thought I was the coolest kid on my block. Well, at least among those kids on my block currently inside a basement, watching a horrible movie knock-off of D&D. Alone.
Flashbacks to my childhood...I owned this?! Is that why we couldn't afford the Barbie dream car?
"Do not turn the VCR off yet. This is a special section of the tape for dragon masters ONLY."
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