Monday, January 18, 2010

DIFFERENT DUNGEONS & UNRELATED DRAGONS

Just imagine that you're not at a Renaissance fair...

26 comments :

Ceilingcat said...
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Ceilingcat said...

Ahhh yes Dragonstrike I remember this. TheSpoonyone has posted the full video that comes with this game on his site. Its hillarious.

Anonymous said...

Imagine you're a geek, with arms of breadstick.
Imagine you're a spazz, who goes totally unnoticed at school like a shadow in the night.
Image you're a dweeb, with Monty Python transcripts coursing through your veins.

John said...

Dear Dragon Master,

You will have a hard time nailing anything playing this game.

P.S. You should sue for false advertising. Women will not play this, even in your imagination they will smite you.

Eastern Boarder Danvers said...

I hoped the night I nailed teraptus would never end.

Spaf said...

That Teraptus fellow is one horny bastard.

Amanda Zoe said...

can someone smite that elf already?
"I'm not fond of Toooooolssss..."

Evan said...

IMAGINE YOU ARE AN ELF

Anonymous said...

Completely unlike D&D!

Heather said...

Imagine the evil you will smite! *tip*

Desuko. said...

I don't want to use my brain. That's why I bought a computer!

Ben.H said...

2:07 - couldn't he just change the channel?

Julian said...

Dragon Masters, beware the 2-inch tall flimsy plastic scorpion powerful enough to choke a small baby!

Anonymous said...

Spoony did it.

Anonymous said...

James Cameron before Avatar

Fat 'n Boring said...

I suddenly have the urge to watch the Talking Heads "Burning Down the House" video.

Marty said...

I like it if they used this technique to advertise, say, Candy Land. "Imagine!!! You are a GINGERBREAD man...on your way to the MOLASSES SWAMP!! DO you dare??!! DO you know the name of the color on your CARD?!?!"

Sam said...

no holly, no!!!

Eduardito Dinero said...

where's the wizard??

MW said...

I remember this. It was supposedly filmed in "Hyper-vision", which apparently means "using C-grade actors to act in a black and white film and then using a Technicolor knock-off to colorize it".

Anonymous said...

i own this. and i even painted my dragon strike figures! ps. the warrior was an american gladiator...

CHILD said...

I found this on VHS for sale at a record store once, but the tape slipped out of my hands and broke :(

Anonymous said...

Man...that was a great game...

Anonymous said...

Oh that takes me back...I thought I was the coolest kid on my block.

Well, at least among those kids on my block currently inside a basement, watching a horrible movie knock-off of D&D. Alone.

Anonymous said...

Flashbacks to my childhood...I owned this?! Is that why we couldn't afford the Barbie dream car?

Sarah said...

"Do not turn the VCR off yet. This is a special section of the tape for dragon masters ONLY."