Wednesday, January 06, 2010

GOD IS A DICKHOLE

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away your water, medicine, and fake nails....

23 comments :

Brian said...

That's what you get for knocking over the thermos you little bastards!

Anonymous said...

GOD IS THE SUPER CUMPUTER

Aileen said...

Viola!

Gizzmonic said...

How did that MILF end up with that total schlub? Drop that zero, honey! I'll show you how to talk to Robo-God!

Fat 'n Boring said...

Looks as though God has a commercial tie-in with Doritos.

Bluestockings31 said...
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DoubleNegativesAreBad said...

much like your grammar, bluestockings

Anonymous said...

God thing Michael Cera found better gigs after this.

Justin said...

Use a cup! Where are the Cups?

joe higashi said...

jason biggs was still annoying even before he was humping pies

Bluestockings31 said...

I'm going to assume that this video makes sense in context.

(I apologize for any previous grammatical errors.)

Heather said...

God is the voice from Total commercials! It all makes sense now.

Anonymous said...

This would have been with Dana Plato as the daughter

Marty said...

So, who was fucking with them the whole time? Donald Trump?

Anonymous said...

I don't usually take the time to say this...

but what in the HELL is going on here.

menschenjaeger said...

Yeah, knowing the story behind this one...it's not quite as lame as the few, heavily-edited scenes make it seem. It's a (POINTLESS) sciency-educational video about chemistry awareness. The voice-over is not The Big G, but a weakly godlike entity (I love using SF jargon :D) called the Ocean of Absolute Knowledge or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Loved that "viola" at the end.

Colt McCoy said...

Sorry kid, God doesn't respond to threats

Wm. (Spacezombie76) said...

So, God knows all except the difference between "viola" and "voila".

Brian said...

I died laughing when he read the script and said "viola"

georgeprevails said...

Who brings that much crap to the beach?

Lautaro said...

VIOLA!

(in spanish it means rape)

VonSandwich said...

Oh Casey Kasem... You don't know how to read.