Friday, January 15, 2010



Destination A Go-Go said...

"what do I want a coat for?"

well done CG!

John said...

We are VR!

CINDY said...

"banged by the dick of doom"

Eduardito Dinero said...

fucking ONE MAN FORCE!

Daniel said...


Devin said...

EIT needs more VR Trooper videos.

Army of birds said...

Get out of there, John Rhys-Davies!

Anonymous said...

Obedience is not the answer. This is the brain-less response and the easy way out.
People think they are not responsible for this Artificial Intelligence-inspired behavior. They offeed a clue with the Holocaust AND with Watergate:::Defy authority and do the right thing.
In earlier decades this obedience may have been out of fear, but that era is long over. To maximize damamge the Gods sell them on "earning" and these people think they will profiteer from their evil.
They offer a clue on the Simpsons with Flanders, and Skinner for that matter.
So many ridicule both figures, a testiment to the state of our society.

Hatiian earthquake.
Jews never saw as much sucess ascending than during bondage. I can't imagine the Holocaust being different, considering the late date.
Of course, this is God's chosen people.
Sexual purity and innocence is everything, but sexual decency may suffice among the favored.
Didn't the Nazis prohibit sexual relations/reproduction? I fear the Jews who fought this were the disfavored, just as the East Germans who tried to cross the Berlin Wall.
The Holocaust may have been an attempt to get as many of these favored people out before they were introduced to the "valley of steel".
Perhaps it is a benefit for Jewish sexual decency. Maybe because they treat their women well.
An example I like to use is masterbation:::Although the number of exceptions is growing, men are punished for this behavior while far fewer women are.
So many positives in their "equation of disfavor" combines with their long history of suffering may have resulted in this mass exodus known as World War II's Holocaust.
And, like the Richard Nixon example, it offered a clue to the disfavored souls left behind.
And the Gods made middle-America anti-Semitic to not only send a clue about Christianity to the wise but to dump The Damned into WorldWarII's positioning.

I have been using Haiti as an example for years. I recall bringing Haiti up in regards to mom, for the running joke was that they will reincarnate her as a Haitian slave, slavery still being a problem in this Carribean country.
A couple of days before the earthquake we were talking about the possible reincarnation destinations for her.
This clue is a big one because this one is on the order of Iraq and ending the benefit wrought by Saddam Hussein.
People still don't understand or believe the reverse positioning dynamic at work here because it contradicts their long-held values, but the wretched conditions of Haiti was a benefit for those people. Just as we saw millions of European Jews pray en masse so should Haitian conditions motivate this country. Unfortuantaly, due to their increased disfavor the Gods have reserved priveledge, and just like "resistance" among mainstream blacks so are there tactics in Haiti which limits the effectiveness of this "back-handed" favor.
The earthquake represents the end. It's all "downhill" from here.
This is Obama's Iraq. Haiti will never be the same nor experience the same incentives to turn to the Gods.
And more of the people's favor slips away.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, that was totally virtual.

Anonymous said...

I think we lost Commodore Gilgamesh. Poor guy. You EIT people keep pushing him and pushing him and pushing him until you realized the man had no limits and you get this.

Doesn't make it any less hilarious though.

Anonymous said...

Wow, this was some great work.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Was the guy in the "Iron Age" shirt Tony Little?

Heather said...

"Crack cocaine..." *sips chocolate milk*

Witty Banter said...


eight said...

does Sandals offer cruise packages to the EIT headquarters?

Meechree said...

So much Duane!

Anonymous said...

I miss Jeb the Talking Dog.

mo said...

brilliant editing!

OriginalDavid said...

no one caught it?
dancing kid on the tv when the grandpa makes the coat comment?
you guys are supposed to be sharp.

i love you anyway

Anonymous said...

nipple @ 2:12

Denki Boy said...

Holy shit Lord Zed!