Wednesday, January 06, 2010

THE RETURN OF COLBY!

So I guess Colby runs a diner in his free time?

35 comments :

MW said...

"Colby, my computer! Allow me to waste your time with my lame skate tricks."

"Lame? But you can walk!"

I love a cool video with tons of hot B.J.s.

Destination A Go-Go said...

ahh the glory days of "freestyle" skateboarding...

.....and "doin' it" for the Lord.

Pip Harper said...

"Masturbate for the lord, smoke crystal meth for the lord, beat your wife for the lord, embezzle money for the lord, rape children for the lord... You do everything for the lord!"

Anonymous said...

My Pagan Robot will kick Colby's ass anyday.

Anonymous said...

it is cool that chris rock raps in this video.

Ms Avery said...

That backwards baseball cap can't hide his luxuriant mullet.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Jamie: "Hey BJ, how's it goin'?"
BJ (sarcastically): "Just great, Jamie. This is the best day of my life."

I guess BJ's feeling a little sore because Colby pretty much told him that his new skateboard sucks.

Sucks for the Lord.

Marty said...

...am sure that Colby loves the Lord (if he, as a computer/Barney has any concept of that)but I bet he's gonna get pissed when he sees how the SkateLords fucked up the wax job on his floor!

Kagan M. said...

Is that fuckin' Darryl?

Bluestockings31 said...

The rapping kid on the conveyor belt is the best part.

Anonymous said...

WHERE'S NICK?!

Anonymous said...

Where's Flip and Flop!?

Anonymous said...

Not sure if I love or hate the sitcom effects.

Heather said...

Don't you mean Duane?

Heather said...

Colby's Plage? Also they *would* bury the black kid in the sand...

sounddoc said...

Thanks, Heather - i was beginning to worry that i was the only one who noticed that at least two of those kids looked strikingly like duane...

Anonymous said...

Duane is not so much rapping as shouting rhythmically.

Anonymous said...

I mean, the rapping kid, not Duane. Sorry, too many EIT videos = eyeburn.

Anonymous said...

Can't I look cool for the lord?

Devin said...

From Andre Walton's (the shouting pro-skateboarder in the video) website:
"In the late 80's I had my own skate company Arise Skates, a Christian skate company with scripture deck graphics."F
-__-

blaerg. said...

most inappropriate use of a rickenbacker bass ever.

Colt McCoy said...

freestylin for the lord.

Simcha "Cupcake" Whitehill said...

OMG! No wonder I could never learn to skateboard as a lil Jewish kid...I didn't have Jesus.

The Talented Mr. Rexdeaz said...

I too aspire to be pulled across the counter at a diner on a sheet of construction paper.

Waqas Malik said...

i actually saw this recently on some christian channel on tv. apparently colby is still going strong.

scamps said...

Did Colby say "I'm pleasure"?

The Kelvis said...

I'm glad someone finally posted Colby... I was afraid I'd never get around to it. The LPs are terrible too.

Gizzmonic said...

I think I'm gonna make that "Hello, this is Colby" and the sax lick that comes right after into a ringtone.

Arty said...

That funky bassline! It's straight outta Toejam and Earl.

Anonymous said...

"I'm the way that I am
That's what I say
Its cool to be me
cause God made me that way"

... you know, unless you're gay.

georgeprevails said...

Hahahaha! I'M RUNNNG YOUR WOOD THROUGH MY DATABASE.

owenkun said...

"Hello? This is Colby!" ♫ Jazz Riff ♫
"Uh, okay Colby. What's with that jazz riff?"

Anonymous said...

was anyone else thrown off by how high that kid on the far right could jump at the end of the theme song?

Elena Kagan said...

So does that mean I fuck my girlfriend with a double sided dildo for the lord?

Some Robot said...

Ah, skateboarding. The hallmark of every desperate attempt to be relevant to young people.