Thursday, January 14, 2010

BEHOLD THE LORDS OF METAL

22 comments :

Anonymous said...

Immaculate hair conception.

Anonymous said...

All Rock and Roll is wrong, except for christian rock! HA! Stupid Christians!

Ben.H said...

ALRIGHT! God told me not to shower.

Anonymous said...

One would think that with all the passages in the Old Testament about rivers of congealing blood flowing from ruined cities that Christian metal would be pretty hard.

Anonymous said...

"we get hundreds of letters a month about...kids wanting to commit suicide"

Heather said...

So much awesome: acid wash trench coats AND Kinney Shoes!

John said...

Wakes up with a 3 year old every morning... that puts most heavy metal bands to shame in the underage department.

Waqas Malik said...

YEAH christian metal is so hardcore!! FAIL

Destination A Go-Go said...

This is what "doin' it" for the Lord is all about.



p.s. @Heather
Kinney shoes..amazing!!!!

Anonymous said...

I give my life to REO Speedwagon!

Anonymous said...

Scott Wenzel aka the living poodle Bruce Dickinson wannabe. Nice wig, queer eyes.

If you suck too much ass for the normal music industry you can always count on those crazy religious kids! Hail Satan! Shemhamforash!!

Fat 'n Boring said...

I wonder if Christian metal bands have groupies? What an interesting concept..

"You can come into my heart but not my hair."

Eric said...

I want to start a Christian Rock Band and, after getting "popular" turn to the Dark Side.

Marty said...

@ Fat n Boring:

No groupies if they're all certainly dating God and being blasted with his love!!

Anonymous said...

Christian "rock" is the most transparent insulting bullshit ever.

alicia said...

ha! i know that (erstwhile) 3-year-old. he's an alright dude. i remember laughing my ass off when i heard his dad was in this band.

Anonymous said...

How can you be sure they're just not Canadian?

Anonymous said...

To above: Because there would be more lyrics about snow, eh.

I have never understood the concept behind Christian metal. Sounding satanic in the name of the Lord?

I've always thought metal was a bit strange and juvenile, but this take the strangeness to almost epic levels.

scamps said...

To above: So does that make Snow himself, like, a SuperCanadian? He could make "Informer" their national anthem!

shodan said...

millions of kids suicided because of this !!

Crazy Eddy said...

once upon a time a pope made Scott Wenzel eat a dick, and this is what happened.

Anonymous said...

I imagine the letter read something like this:

Dear Christian rockers,

I listened to your music and now I want to kill myself. Thanks a lot.



Seriously though. There is nothing I hate more in this universe than Christian "rock".