Saturday, January 30, 2010

CIRCLE JERKIN'!

Boy, this "EIT After Dark" week sure has been a sausage fest, eh ladies? What this blog needs is a good old-fashioned womyn's circle jerk jamboree!

(Oh, and if the multiple "circle jerk" references didn't tip you off, this video is epically NSFMW. You have been officially warned.)



Phew, I feel much better. Talk about honoring the goddess within!

57 comments :

Kyle said...

There goes my sex drive, along with dinner.

"I wish you many happy orgasms."

With THIS burned into my memory? FAT CHANCE.

(sobs in the fetal position)

Anonymous said...

I have never been more happy to see Duane in my entire life.

SailorAlphaCentauri said...

Gee, thanks for censoring the little man in the boat AFTER he made his appearance.

I have been scarred for life, now that I have an idea of what my mother-in-law possibly looks like naked.

Excuse me, I must scream until my vocal chords bleed.

laura linger said...

A room reeking of tuna, soy sauce, curry, and sad.

Anonymous said...

"Content Deleted"

The Kevin said...

HA! It got removed.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to count myself among the fortunate for showing up too late to see it.

jon said...

AHHHHHH! Duane! Cover your eyes... mmm.. soy sauce

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure STANDARD FFCKING PRACTICE ON THE INTERNET would have you slap a NSFW or a "get your eye-bleach" notice BEFORE a video.

The clever little allusions to it just don't prepare you for what happens in the first seconds of the video.

Futureschlock, you're on notice.

Razz said...

My eyes, they'll never be the same!

Conan the Librarian said...

Holy crap... Wow... Words cannot describe just how weird this was...

Meechree said...

DUANE

Friend of the Predigtamt said...

Oh. That lady leading the sessions is none other than Betty Dodson. Way more hardcore than Dr Ruth or that Canadian lady. She's 80 and still kickin'.

A.C.M. said...

I will never not be able to think of that when eating curry...

[I will never have] said...

Fuck! I was not prepared for the gaping vag. I had tea in my mouth. Now it's on my pants. Thanks EIT, for making my day a bit more exciting.

Anonymous said...

Oh god, oh god, oh god.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

Anonymous said...

Well, if I wasn't gay before, I sure am now! No, Clitty-Ann, NO!

Kathryn said...

You kids will look old and saggy one day too. The weirdest thing about this to me is the total lack of privacy-- but it's real. These women have as much a right as you to have an orgasm and enjoy themselves, and you might notice, they don't really give a shit what anyone thinks, including all you intolerant, ageist, easily shocked types.

Kyle said...

"You kids will look old and saggy one day too. The weirdest thing about this to me is the total lack of privacy-- but it's real. These women have as much a right as you to have an orgasm and enjoy themselves, and you might notice, they don't really give a shit what anyone thinks, including all you intolerant, ageist, easily shocked types."

Intolerant? Ageist? My shock has nothing to do with older women getting off. More power to 'em.

I DO have a problem with withered genitalia screaming in my face about some demented show-and-tell. I bet you ANYTHING that the only reason there is such a backlash to this video is because of the first five seconds, and not so much what followed.

Hell, that was the point at which I stopped the video and started typing a comment/dry heaving.

Oh - and just because I get old and withered doesn't mean I'll think plastering my wrinkly sack on the internet's a hot idea.

Anonymous said...

Kathryn:

I have one of Dodson's books (a gift after marriage), and although I disagree with her concept of romance and other theological/philosophical aspects, she is dead on with the mechanics. I'm hoping I'll have happy orgasms (albeit in a private area) when I enter old age.

Those women, most likely, are dealing with sexual changes after menopause. Thus, Dodson recommended the Magic Wand and the barbell tool (kegels).

That, of course, does not ease the awkwardness/"terrible" factor of this video. When posting, pse slap a NSFW warning immediately.

BTW: My captcha is "pregu", a sly allusion...

Anonymous said...

Oh, get a sense of humor, madame! This site is all about laughing at the odd, uncomfortable, unusual and extreme..."everything", even. If you come here expecting to laugh at others, but suddenly find your specific demographic the momentary object of attention (and probably ridicule), then you're a damn hypocrite if you bitch, moan and cry. Don't worry, tomorrow it will be back to midgets, ugly children, or social maladjusted nerds...something YOU can laugh at, eh?

Anonymous said...

NFSW be damned... That's not safe for the soul.

"I bet you ANYTHING that the only reason there is such a backlash to this video is because of the first five seconds, and not so much what followed."

I'd say that's spot on. I was NOT expecting that, even with the warnings.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch Colby to burn that out of my being.

fordanglia said...

It will be a long time before I feel aroused again. D:

alexmercado said...

oyem gevault.

bud said...

WHERE'S THE FUKCING FULL SCREEN BUTTON???!!!

Anonymous said...

My captcha for this page was hyman. That just put this video over the top.

[I will never have] said...

The only reason I spat out my tea is because I was on EIT. I never thought this website would go there. It was like walking into an electronics store and finding a great deal on oven mitts; I have a good deal of respect and appreciation for oven mitts, but never expect to see them at RadioShack. Kudos to EIT for pushing the envelope.

Daniel said...

Fuck this video.

Adam said...

Why have I been neglecting to release my orgasm energy out into the world? The wonderful things it could've done...

cakesitqueen said...

You know what, I kinda loved it. It disturbed the hell out of me to try to put it in any kind of context as to how or why this group session was happening, so I just let that go and watched the horny ladies writhe. Wowzer, powerful stuff, Futureschlock. I will never need to see that again!

Anonymous said...

Coming soon to a left-wing college near you!

django747 said...

Pfft, dunno what the hell y'all are talking about, this sure made me release my orgasm energy out into the world.

Anonymous said...

SWEET JESUS! I just became sterile!

Anonymous said...

I like that just like tuppaparty at moms house...

Bobby O'Shea said...

Fat man. Large boat.

Marnie Brumder said...

Seriously, the only tag this monstrosity deserves is "The Worst Thing Ever"!!!

Henry Horker said...

That just made my dick die a little inside.

Anonymous said...

is it bad that I found this kinda hot? I know the women aren't the sexiest in the world, but I find any woman having an orgasm sexy even if she's not exactly hot

Anonymous said...

No, anon, that is not at all bad, but compassionate and romantic.

Anonymous said...

oh my god, I will never be the same, the looks on their faces will haunt me forever.

Anonymous said...

Those women were awesome! Good on them for enjoying their bodies and sexuality without shame.

Anonymous said...

Was that toilet paper in Vagina #1? Someone should be arrested for this.

Anonymous said...

omfg ! Thats the funniest shit ive seen in ages .... "oh clitty anne" .....

RAGE said...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Fat 'n Boring said...

This clip has become interweb lore.

"Ewww! It looks like a sad old man!"

Anonymous said...

When you stare into the vagina, the vagina stares back into you.

shitcocksucker said...

FUCK!

Anonymous said...

If the video were'nt funny enough ... the comments are classic !! Funniest shit I've seen and read for a long, long time .... THANK YOU CLITTY ANN !

Steve said...

Hey, Clitty Ann! What's your game now, can anybody play?

Anonymous said...

it's just like having brunch my aunt and her bridge club... except they're naked and pleasuring their soy sauce-scented cunnys without shame...

Anonymous said...

After the first few seconds, I couldn't stop silently screaming. Yet I kinda liked it...I'm so confused. *goes off and cries in a dark corner* SOMEONE HELP ME!

Anonymous said...

The Horror! The Horror!...

Brandon Stocks said...

Haha. Loved it. Nice to see these old women exploring their sexuality. In that part where everyone was laying down with vibrators except for one woman standing, what was she doing? Looked like she was humping the air. Is it just me or is that clit at the beginning unusually big?

M Revers said...

well that was metal.

Anonymous said...

I can't even lie, that video scared me.

Anonymous said...

WHERE HAS THE VIDEO GONE!!! :-( My favourite

Dalton N said...

after two plus years of searching I haven't found this anywhere else on the internet. Is it on one of his videos in the shop? I would pay for this.