If there's one thing I've learned from this lifestyle of 'Trash Compacting,' it's that the entertainment biz sure hates a lady. And can you blame them? Here we are, trying to get a job done and these bodacious bimbos come along and expect me to perform without distraction? Please. They come walking into work with their neon bikinis and their poofy hair; I have a family for god sakes! NSFW but trust me, it's worth getting fired over this. Instead of going through the same old bureaucratic bullshit, try being a total dick and you'll see your life changing for the better... Or should I say boner!