Thursday, January 28, 2010

THE SEXIEST SEXUAL HARASSMENT PARTY IN TOWN!

If there's one thing I've learned from this lifestyle of 'Trash Compacting,' it's that the entertainment biz sure hates a lady. And can you blame them? Here we are, trying to get a job done and these bodacious bimbos come along and expect me to perform without distraction? Please. They come walking into work with their neon bikinis and their poofy hair; I have a family for god sakes! NSFW but trust me, it's worth getting fired over this. Instead of going through the same old bureaucratic bullshit, try being a total dick and you'll see your life changing for the better... Or should I say boner!

13 comments :

d-rail said...

yes

Alex said...

this is one of the weirdest things ive ever seen

Vitória said...

They all look like either douchebags, potential rapists or virgins, but the guy at the 22 second mark seems to embody all three traits. What a winner!

Anonymous said...

I agree whole harditly. An up raisal is very important and serious business. Like the entire internet.

A joke:

Two executives are hiring at a bank, and the first girl walks in and they ask her questions, ending with one question: "The bank accidentally put 500 dollars on your account what do you do?" The first girl answers: I would call the bank right away they made an error. The second girl who applies for the job says she'll keep it, and so on.

At the end of the interviews they look at each other and say : "Which one shall we hire?" To which the other one replies: "huh-huh heh-heh the one with the big titties!"

Gizzmonic said...

I don't know what's worse, the horrible emcee or the old dude making "sexy" faces.

Heather said...

Old dude making sexy faces, hands down. I cannot unsee this.

Anonymous said...

The 80's: sending us back to the 30's!

Jake said...

Tina is clearly the greatest actress of our generation! Don't you agree?

Anonymous said...

OMG...I had comepletely blocked out all memories of the the Office Strip Party video when I saw it probably 20 years ago and still thought I was straight. Thank god it turned me gay.

Christopher said...

Flapper with Jamie Lee Curtis hair. That's an interesting choice... were there a lot of secretaries who looked like that in the late 70s?

Also, weird looking women stripping in front of creepy douchebags is already too hot to handle, but the addition of Micheal J. Fox's fat creepy brother is what really makes this a masterpiece of eroticism.

Anonymous said...

That "comedian" was so unfunny that it was painful to watch. I couldn't even finish it.

Anonymous said...

That studio should have been carpet bombed.

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