It's only a matter of time before the children of Japan use their Satanic cuddly critter-fueled powers to destroy us all.
Thanks to 23 Wolves for the tape!
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
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nothing good can come from anyone wearing a double breasted suit.
"Do not give your money to the Pokemon! Give it to us!"
And who knew D&D players were so prone to suicide? I would have never guessed that.
God bless America! Who is this man? Let's get him in the White House quick before the gays start marrying and unite against us!
1:25 is great. I love that couple. The wife really digs it, but the husband is stoically thinking "Not this shit again."
Evangelicals are always good for laffs. Yet I can't help but wonder what he was doing when he thought up this sermon?
Oh yeah. He was snorting blow off the bare ass of an underage Filipino rent boy. "Whay?"
For all of the demonic power that surrounds the kids who are REALLY into Pokemon, they cannot keep their lunch money from being taken from them
A child's imagination is the work of the devil.
It's hilarious but I feel bad for the kids subjected to that shit. In middle school in the early 90s I got so much grief from people who bought into this kind of stuff. I played D&D and kids who saw me carrying the books around wanted to beat me up for being "Satanic," and my 7th grade science teacher would make me bring my books to my locker if he saw them in his class. Pokemon was magnitudes more popular than D&D, so I wonder how this all played out for those kids.
"But they're so into this make-believe world they can't distinguish between fantasy and real"
Sounds a lot like Christianity.
There's an awful lot of George W. Bush's mannerisms in this guy.
Jigglypuff is a frightening demon.
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I'm actually really interested in the turn this takes towards the ontological around 2:30: "Everything in life is real." I'm reminded of an interview Judith Butler gave once:
It struck me that she [Andrea Dworkin] wants to police not only representations but the ways people think, desire, and fantasize; she wants to obliterate the ethical distinctions between fantasy, representation, and action.
Okay so Butler was talking about the "Feminist Sex Wars" of the 70s and 80s, but her discomfort with a moral universe in which not only behavior and relationships, but also thoughts and feelings must be policed and controlled is, I think, similar to part of my reaction to this video. The part where I'm not giggling.
After all, we know that Everything In Life Is not Real, but rather TERRIBLE.
let me show you my pokemans . .
let me show you them . .
0:22 - "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."
SOZ I HERD U LIKEZ MUDKIPZ!!
so basically when you're dead, you won't be in heaven, but spending eternity trying to "catch them all" because you were too busy playing with pocket monsters to listen to read the bible
"Pokemon was magnitudes more popular than D&D, so I wonder how this all played out for those kids."
Well I spent my life in Christian schools, so I experienced this firsthand. It wasn't nearly as bad for the Pokemon generation as it was for the D&D kids. They banned us from bringing the cards and games from school, but that was the most they could do. It actually went the other way around, the kids who didn't play were the ones getting crap (from their parents) because of course everybody wanted in on it.
Somebody needs to tell this guy about the Megami Tensei series.
"Pokemon world is a world of the Satanic"
If we're talking about the cartoon show... yeah, I'll buy that.
And I used pokemon cards to help a kid learn to read once. Noooooo!!!!!
Wow, W's speaking gigs are looking too good.
Kept waiting for him to knock that glass of (holy) water off the pulpit with all his ranting....woulda been funny, then he woulda blamed Pokemon for it.
So what your sayin' is....
Russian Roulette is a card game?
...See ya tomorrow night.
As a kid going to Catholic elementary school when this was huge and I was very into it, I never heard anything like this. Gameboys were banned before long because some kids were caught playing pokemon in class, but that was about it.
I'm just shocked he didn't bring up the banned episode that gave kids seizures in Japan, claiming that it was the work of Satan. Come on, that one was a softball.
ha ha ha this stuff is so funny
I'm going to Hell. Very nice of him to tell his audience that they might not be going to heaven??
Anyways, trying to remain unbiased after laughing my ass off I think he has something of a valid point with the fact that some gamers just dont connect to the world. However that is more lack of facing real life than THAT GOD DAMN DEMONIC POKEMON!!!!
I laughed for like 4 minutes after watching this and hearing this bull. Yes everything these evangelical flimflam artists say is terrible.
Anybody recognize who this guy is? I'd like to look him up - I'd lay odds he's been defrocked or caught up in some scandal or another. Seriously, what did any of his diatribe have to do with "Christ died to save sinners" - this guy included?
What you really have to look out for is Chinpokomon.
You know the worst thing? In the end they say they are christian! And people believe!
WOW. All I can say is this guy has wayyyy too much time on his hands... AND even though the overall message of this was funny, because it was so fkn STUPID, I have to say it really irritates me that he can stand so righteously and try to tell people they are NOT going to heaven??!! WTF???
i'm carrying monsters in my pocket. x'd
this is one of the people who escaped last month out of the Institute of Psychiatry plz put him back.
I think he's Phil Arms of Life Reach Ministries:
http://lifereachministries.com/
POKEMON ARE THE EVIL MINIONS OF SATAN SENT TO DESTROY OUR CHILDREN!
I remember first hand when my church preacher and Christian school teachers would say the following were Satanic at some point in time:
1. Pokemon
2. Harry Potter
It was ridiculous. They were just jealous of the popularity and revenue poured into these themes.
Thats why I only use Mewtwo and MissingNo....
this guy is retarted. he doesn't know anything. toys can't be "demonic" he should be set on fire by charizard. people like him annoy the crap out of me.
common, you're suprised that jigglypuff is the anti christ?
SOO I HEEARD YOUU LIEK MUDKIPS...
YOUR GOING TOO HELL.
I already caught Arceus and he assured my ascent into heaven, kthxbye.
he's just mad because the monster in his pocket never came out of its pokeball
I have to know, was that shot of Jigglypuff edited to be with antichrist voice-over, or was it natural?
Honestly I'm slightly impressed this guy even know Pokemon was short for pocket monsters. I played the dang thing for two years before I caught on to that.
lol my sister is a hardcore Christian and she freaking LOL'd at this video like crazy!! XD That is really surprising... especially when SHE laughs at this message...
She even told me that NO WHERE in the Bible didn't have any points why Pokemon is bad... badges, evolution...come on...
Sadly those type of Christians make really ignorant thoughts...once something comes from Japan, it's automatically hated...JUST because Japan's religious views are different...
I also hate it when people say, "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL" right there and then...um... even they say just praying, reading the bible, going to church and so on...we still go to hell. Er... so...nothing can take us to Heaven? :/ okay...whatever...
The weird thing about this minister's point is that the first time I clicked into Pokemon as a college student I thought it was an update of Superbook. Even the original Pokemon theme smacks of the Christian-produced version of cool.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Black
this is what he should be condemning
I watched the section with the edited why's in a row about 15 times
BS. just BS. hey, if the person on this vid or any1 who agrees wants an argument, meh youtube channel is SilverSerpentineX. if u agree that this A**hole is retarded, then SUBSCRIBE!!! POKEMON RULEZ!!! it shall never die!!!! XD
This man is an embarrassment to my profession, my religion, and all the members of whatever church he happens to sermonize in.
Christians, we apologize for this asshole. He escaped from his padded cell again, and we've been trying to catch him so we can put him back for quite some time now...
Hope this guy ends up in a Hell full of demons disguised as Pokemon and D&D monsters. And I hope God allows those in Heaven to watch this moron's suffering as a TV show, because if it was a TV show I'd totally watch it. "Evangelists In Hell"! The new hit sitcom from ABC! Weeknights at 7:00 eastern/pacific!
Is monster=satan?
OMG, so a Togepi with a pentagram on it forehead gonna crawl out of your kitchen sink cupboard and murder your family. OMG! You guys are so STOOPID!!!! You people are expecting way too much from a Japanese Anime Writer that has been in the business for years who he himself doesn't even have any relations to satanism. Open your EYES!!!
"It's only a game. Well Russian Roulette is only a game."
Does this mean Candyland is satanic too.
Yeah guess what BUB! I, one christmas, asked God to get me Pokemon Diamond Version, not my mom or my family, and Christmas day i when into my stocking and i found a wrapped game case with a sticker that said, "From: Jesus To: CJ" I opened it and it was Pokemon Diamond Version and a DS was right behind it with the same sticker! So oh Buddy look on Bulbapedia before you judge a show or game by what you hear the first time look it up first! Bitch!
santan makes good things look bad or more speciphly he puts light in darknes sand darkness in light.
As someone who grew up as what can only be described a "hardcore Pokemon freak", I find this hilarious. Who knew that I'm now an instrument of Satan who can't distinguish between bits of loveable code on my GameBoy (or DSi) and real life? Uh... not me.
Most christians arent like this cult
I am christian and play pokemon. This guy suuuccckkks
Everything in televangelist occultic eyes is bad
The fact is this guy and his congregation isn't with christ
Do I see the progenitor of Lord Ghetsis and Team Plasma here?
And... He's Saying this about..... Pokemon.
that makes 0 sense my friend says pocket monsters are demons now i know why
Wow fo real like pokemobs are bad observe them and you will see ™yawn... Lolz (plainoldsarcasm) thats satanic 2 I think?
His is a LIER, not a real preacher telling the people that thay CAN'T be saved... that goes totally against the Bible. "For God so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16.... "For by grace are you saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: It is the gift of God: Not of WORKS, lest any man should boast." Ephesians 2:8,9..
Christianity is NOT about being "good" or the "good" works we do. Instead, it is about believing, and accepting the gift of salvation and sharing it. "And by Him (Christ) all that BELIEVE are justified from all things, from which you could NOT be justified by the law of Moses." (Acts 13:39)
The bible says in Romans 3:19-20
"Now we know that whatever the law says, it says to those who are under the law, so that every mouth may be silenced and the whole world held accountable to God. Therefore no one will be declared righteous in God’s sight by the works of the law; rather, through the law we become conscious of our sin.
THAT makes reference to the law that God gave in the old testament, and that today many people try to follow, and that many (false or just confused) preachers use to call everyone a sinner, but guess what.... God himself tells us that it is impossible for us to follow those rules, he make them just to show us that we are sinners, and that were going to be punished, but since he love us so much he send his Son (Jesus) to take that punishment in our place...
Yes, that is the real reason why Jesus came, to take our punishment dying on that cross, but at the third day he came back from the dead, and now He is heaven again
Romans 3: 22-25
"This righteousness is given through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus. God presented Christ as a sacrifice of atonement, through the shedding of his blood—to be received by faith. He did this to demonstrate his righteousness, because in his forbearance he had left the sins committed beforehand unpunished"
To receive salvation, and forgiveness of sins, the only thing needed is to believe that Jesus died on the cross for you, and that he resurrected at the third day. Do that and you'll be saved.
THIS is what christianity is about... FAITH, not good works, so that "preacher" is wrong, and I don't know if we should believe everything else he said
I know right? I was thinking he could be a younger GWB before he had his run with congress.
This man probably excaped his padded room to warn the world of the Jigglypuff that killed his family.
I love being a christian but I also love pokemon. NOOOOOOOO!
(At the end)
Those perverted cable porgraming
LOL!
Why are u people angary about CARDS that have make belive animals this has nothing to do with demons
Why are u people angary about CARDS that have make belive animals this has nothing to do with demons
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