As a very special holiday treat, EIT presents our version of the Terrible classic "Santa with Muscles"! Hulk Hogan stars as an amnesiac millionaire bodybuilder who, through the magic of Christmas, becomes a crime fighting Santa Claus and saves a gang of adorable orphans from the clutches of Ed Begley Jr. and his karate fighting doctor!
Christmas wishes really do come true!
Friday, December 25, 2009
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To be fair, as a 10 year old if someone had described to me the scene where 'Santa' beat up some guys and then told me Santa = Hulk Hogan, I would have wanted to see this movie desperately. But even at that age, the title 'Santa With Muscles' was off-putting enough to ruin it. Is there a less appealing title you can imagine? Santa with Chest Hair (Santa is played by Robin Williams' sentient chest hair)? Santa with Herpes?
Nice. I thought Jingle all the way was bad.
If only the hulkster had leg dropped somebody or said "Brother" this movie would have been perfect.
Perfectly bad.....that is.
Hollywood is so depressing.
Macho Man plays Santa's arch nemesis, The Martian.
How come Santa looks so dessicated? Was he going through chemo or a crash diet or something?
Clearly, Santa has become Bully Smart.
Poor Garret Morris.
Also, was it meant to be ironic that one of the criminals was wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt? Or was it trying to send a positive message to kids? "Even though I'm a thief, I would never be dumb enough to try drugs".
WATCH OUT -- HE'S GOT A CANDY CANE!
I'm so upset this got taken down! xD
is this a Christmas retelling of "Robocop"?
It's back. Yaaaaay! xD
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