Wednesday, December 02, 2009

SEX APPEAL CIRCA 1992

The year was 1992. The hair was long and sweaty. The roses were flying. The equipment was B.U.M. It belonged to Billy Ray.

22 comments :

Anonymous said...

iNCREDblE music and dancing!

Anonymous said...

The achy breaky mistake-y. Business in the front, PARTAAAAAAAY in back!

Anonymous said...

Billy Ray Cyrus has always been a douchebag. I'm pretty old, 35 now, and the 90s where pretty big in house music. I got rid of my mullet in 1990, they where out in 1992 already for a long time. Heck a girl being in to Billy Ray Cyrus was enough in those days to break up with her with probable cause.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what's worse- his style back then, or his style now.

laura linger said...

I remember going to a wedding in the summer of 1993 and the DJ played Achey Breaky Heart something like 17 times.

Grrg said...

So I just realized! Billy Ray Cyrus actually WAS an innovator in one important respect: he was way WAY ahead of the curve in that whole dresses worn over jeans trend that was huge for ladies, in, like 2005. Some people hated it! Lagerfeld made it into couture! And who knew it all started because Billy Ray Cyrus was for some reason wearing baby-doll dresses onstage while playing... um, is that called "country" music? Or something? I'm not really familiar...

Mladen said...

A feast for the senses. Billy Ray is a true Renaissance man

Anonymous said...

this performace should have wiped out 1/3 of the planet. it is a miracle humans are still alive.

CheezNapkin said...

I like the part where he goes WOO

Fat 'n Boring said...

There was a brief moment when I thought he pulled a scrunchie out of his hair and threw it to the frenzied masses. And what a great moment that was..

the fat nutritionist said...

I pretty much just shit myself. With sex appeal.

therandomizer said...

The drummer is wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

TVarmy said...

Does this make Miley Cyrus the female equivalent of DUANE?!

Anonymous said...

I don't think I will be able to get a boner for a couple of days thanks to this video.

Heather said...

Too much butt wiggling and mullet fondling...my female sensibilities are overwhelmed.

Gizzmonic said...

Hey, Billy Ray Cyrus is left-handed!

CHILD said...

At the very first school dance I ever went to, I actually danced to "Achy Breaky Heart". AND I did The Running Man.

Schwertwal said...

the year was 2009


hipsters dress like Mr. Billy Ray

marahe said...

Billy Ray Cyrus is going to be on Alexa Chung later this week. You want to bet they air this?

Anonymous said...

Just think.. while he was dancing like a chipndales dude Milely cyrus was hitting her head againest his ball wall

Cole D'Arc said...

Laura> i had the EXACT same experience and i mean exact, down to the year. scary.

GregM said...

Lose the knocking knees and the monstrous pony-tail... and I'd put out.