Monday, December 07, 2009

GUN SAFETY IS DIFFERENT FOR WOMEN...

... and Major Dad tells us why...

28 comments :

His Sinfulness said...

All I can think of are lewd innuendos about her handling MY gun...

Ms Avery said...

Wait, women can like shopping AND shooting things? Duuuuude.

John said...

Hey, it's Simon & Simon star, Gerald McRaney! How you been Gerald?

Fat 'n Boring said...

I wonder if Gerald McRaney taught gun shooting to Delta Burke? In fact, the whole thing had a "Designing Women" feel to it, right down the the Julia Sugerbaker shoulder pads and pink pastel lipsticks. After all, a girl has to look fashionable!

Destination A Go-Go said...

I knew that FMJ bullet would lead us to the Beverly Hills Gun Club. I suspect Chief Bogamil's shooter is that leggy blonde at the end of the video.

Anonymous said...

so terrible i couldnt make it past 45 seconds...

amy w/ a W said...

Love the quasi-porn tune. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to, well, you know the rest!

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Anonymous said...

Wonder if the pink bits of brains and red squirts will harmonize with her yellow scarf - a potential no-go, if you ask me.

tinybones said...

Are full moons becoming an EIT staple?

Anonymous said...

i like how the neighbor's first response isn't to rush over and help, but to ask, "don't you own a gun?" take care of it yourself lol

Kirk D. said...

She's correct to be afraid at the shooting range; some marksmen greet each other with a single gunshot to the wrist or to the shin.

Anonymous said...

With Obama's Ammo taxes, the shooting is more expensive than the shopping.

Lautaro said...

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Erik said...

"And if we bring the guns shopping we don't have to pay. Life is so interesting once i get outside of my kitchen."

Desuko. said...

Handgun? Sidearm? Revolver? Whoa, slow down! My woman brain can't handle all this technical talk!

Anonymous said...

She was SOOOOO hot as the sexy MILF in "Valley Girl"!!

Yellow Submarine said...

as a woman
i would never shoot in a yellow scarf
instead i would wear a choker with a glorious clip

stump said...

gender equality lol

Anonymous said...

I shouted out "NOOOOOOOO!" when he held out the pistol.

I thought for real, he was going to shoot her at any moment.

kittyhands said...

He's just a little too comfortable, and she's just a little too eager. Oh yes, thinks Mickey, another one. He's done this before.

Verification was "dikes".

Heather said...

I love the intro and the little bedazzled "bling!" to appropriately feminize the title.

Anonymous said...

Nothing scares me more than the thought of women with guns, but that's just because I'm a big fat misogynist pig.

Marty said...

You would think that after she heard the noise outside her window, she wouldve called the cops instead of deciding to learn how to blow some bozo into next week, but hey I guess thats why they show this video at all the PTA meetings in Texas.

DigDug said...

You should call the cops instead of trying to defend yourself because help is only 5 minutes away.

Wm. (Spacezombie76) said...

I'm pretty sure her hair is bulletproof.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least she'll be set when the Zombie Apocalypse comes...ya' gotta shoot them in the HEAD!

Cole D'Arc said...

it doesn't get much more arousing than that, i tell you hawhat!