Friday, December 11, 2009

MAKE SOME SERIOUS MONEY

Some real talk about money this holiday buying season from the EIT family to your family.

14 comments :

Gizzmonic said...

Tonight's Episode of Serious Money:

Polo vs. Sweatervest vs. Suit in a deadly game of cat and mouse!

Guest starring Mom Who Looks Like a Teenage Boy

Heather said...

Anybody want to buy this piece of gum for five bucks?

Joshua said...

This is what I remember most from my days of late night informercial watching from Don Lapre

You know the scene -- Dude is on the beach with the waves crashing behind him with a cameraman panning back and forth, trying to get that perfect Dutch Shot...

"I FOUND TINY CLASSIFIED ADS AND I PLACED THOSE ADS IN THOUSANDS OF ADS AROUND THE COUNTRY, AND THAT'S HOW I GENERATED OVER $50,000 A WEEK OUT OF MY..."

say it with me

"ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT"

The pinnacle of 90s informercial quality.

Anonymous said...

I heard that Judge Judy music!

scamps said...

Gee, that singing lady sure loves those bi's...

Anonymous said...

God! I wish I was in a 69 for 69 days.

stump said...

The best way to make money - take it from someone else.

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Fat 'n Boring said...

White women with big hair want to make big money.

Eric said...

The guy in the one bedroom apt. Did he START a 1-900 line or was he earning money to USE them? Also, if you really want to get some money, prostitution is a tried and true method.

Evan said...

Ah, Wade Cook. He's in jail now.

dronkmunk said...

How dare she fuck up a great song from Fallout 3!

Warren Buffet Rules said...

These guys are all assholes. My money is in Municipal Bond Funds and Real Estate Investment trusts and my net worth is probably larger than Don Lapre's and that other fake jerk from Wall Street with no Series 7 securities license.

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