SELF-ESTEEM SELFISHNESS!

PRAISING THE LORD IS JOYLESS MISERY

UNDERSTANDING YOUR HORRIBLE LIFE

...via the message of a pharmaceutical company.

2 EVERYTHING 2TOURDIARY 10!

Well, we did it. We found the Magick Crystal.

Sigh.

Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be home sleeping on my VHS bed again, but something feels...missing. Sunshine hurts my eyes and pizza tastes bad. I saw a dog on a skateboard the other day and barely even laughed.

I gotta be honest- I miss the van.
I miss the weird shit on the dash (Virgin Frankenstein by Gracie- thanks, Gracie!),



I miss Lords Hinyin and Minyin,

photo by Michael Gill

photo by Steven Soloway

photo by Sybil

I miss nice people in St. Louis giving us cookies (thanks Erin!),

photo by H. Lindsy Donahue

I even miss the Commodore threatening to fire Yonder Vittles and me on stage.

photo by Bruce Ojard

But most of all I miss those sweet, sweet Jerries.

photo by September Slater

Thanks to the Hollywood Theater, Clinton and everyone at Central Cinema (Quentin-we have your tape!), the Ridge in Vancouver, Missoula, Montana, the Corn Palace, the folks at the Dundee Theatre in Omaha, Tim and Shayna and everyone else at Zinema 2, Cedar Cultural Center (thanks again Ray) and the AV Club Twin Cities, Kate and Project Lodge in Madison, and Times Cinema in Milwaukee!! Booyah to you all!!!

INFOMERCIAL HELL

Big thanks to our new friends over at Funny or Die. Go vote on this video so we don't die!

THE BEGINNING OF THE END.

WHY AM I SO DIFFERENT?

You think your life sucks? Try walking in Baby Huey's giant duck shoes for a while. The diaper rash alone could make a grown person cry.