Tuesday, June 02, 2009

WHY AM I SO DIFFERENT?

You think your life sucks? Try walking in Baby Huey's giant duck shoes for a while. The diaper rash alone could make a grown person cry.

23 comments :

possibly j said...

Scored by Alice in Chains.

Grrg said...

Just to clarify, the lyrics are manifestly false when they claim "I walk just like you." In addition, evidence strongly suggests that if Baby Huey were to be pricked, he would not, in fact, bleed.

Ghoul Skool said...

Grrg, I must say- you not only rule with your intelligent comments, but you are also from Cleveland, no? You are basically the LeBron James of comments on this site.

jwiltshire said...

Baby Huey got a bad case of Chinaman hair

ThatOneGuy said...

The song is funny 'cause it's true. I can't think of a place where a six-foot tall bird who whines constantly and wears a diaper WOULD fit in. Even Sesame Street has standards.

pudding_monkey said...

Wow, Baby Huey is a lot more articulate than I remember from the cartoons. Also, a lot more emo.

Second Sight said...

@Possibly J
I thought it was Alice in Chains at first too. But then I realized, this is actually imitating Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters". Especially when he goes, "Do I stay or do I go", match that up to "Never cared for what they say".

therandomizer said...

You forgot to include the part at the end where he shoots himself in the face.

Frease said...

Brought to you by Scott Walker...yeesh.

Adam said...

Great song.

hayley said...

oh my god this is so effing hilarious. the part that creeps me out the most are his short greasy black bangs that no baby in a diaper would ever actually have. amazing!

Libbie said...

Nobody actually thought it was a good idea to make this film, right?

Anonymous said...

Okay, but I like Nirvana's cover so much more.

django747 said...

Baby Huey may have it bad, but he's got a better shot at getting laid than Chris-chan.

Raisins said...

Hhahaha, you have a existentialism tag.

Adam said...

possibly j, I too thought it was Alice In Chains at first, but as it wore on I got more of Nickelback vibe from the song, mainly because it made me want to vomit and then die of vomit-related causes.

-G said...

Those are some seriously dark thoughts for a guy in a diaper-- duck or no. Seems like he skipped potty training and went straight to Needle In The Hay.

esophus said...

The person who wrote this song really wanted to release it themselves,but sold out hard.lolol

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen a giant talking bird get this depressed since that one time that Big Bird got all painted blue.

owl said...

this makes me want a EIT mixtape with all of the horrible songs you guys capture. make one! prettyyyy pleassseeee..

Anonymous said...

Oh God, this movie scared me so much when I was younger. I still own it. I cannot even touch it, because I know it will give me nightmares for months on end.

Anonymous said...

the Baby Huey: So different video has benn deleted from youtube.. please upload it again!!
thanks

Anonymous said...

I wanna hug him.