Friday, June 12, 2009

THE SECOND WORKOUT VIDEO OF THE APOCALYPSE

It was written in the First Book of Terrible that a face-melting beast would return from the bowels of darkness to foretell the end of days, whence mankind shall repent upon raised cheek bones and sexier fuller lips. Amen.

9 comments :

Grrg said...

And then Susanna was all, ¡Adios!

I'm sorry was that too easy? Facile? I'll try harder.

Adam said...

The problem with kids today is that they don't get enough facercise. It's no wonder 1 and 3 Americans today are ugly.

pudding_monkey said...

After a little over a minute of listening to her, I wanted to punch her in the face that she keeps smushing and stretching. Intrigued, however, to know how in the hell pushing one's nose back into the sinus cavity is supposed to prevent wrinkles.

kbpeterson said...

That is terrifying. Nice find

hayley said...

how do you one day decide, 'hey, i'm gonna start a facercise revolution' and actually make it happen? only carol maggio knows. i also like how her phantom voice has to narrate the facercises because her face is too busy exercising to talk!

Relaxing Music said...

"...Almost as if you were choking yourself." WTF? Infomercials have been garbage since the old days it seems. Stars pay thousands......but not you because you're special and this is a secret offer.

Tycho said...

all those repetitive scenes it's like encoded within her expressions were instructions . how do i unprivatize rock music and the occult?

Future Schlock said...

Tycho-

Rock Music & the Occult was down for a bit but now it's back!!

Anonymous said...

she looks like she's either having an orgasm or taking a big shit